Bridegroom replaced by dog

Link.

I want to know what the wedding night was like.

Here’s a little of the article for those with slow connections:

I’d never marry a dog called Dennis.

If she was that close to the dog, I don’t blame the groom at all, especially if the dog was a foxhound.

Whew! I was thinking “I’m so gonna regret opening this thread!”

I wonder if there was peanut butter involved in the honeymoon?

Where are the pictures?