As of last night’s shopping trip to Wally World. I have successfully displaced all tighty whitey’s from my dresser. I’m not completely boxer-briefs and a few boxers. I know these threads come up annually or so, but I felt compelled to share my good news.
Also I discovered that the less underwear I have the more often I do laundry so I’ve about halved how much underwear I own in an effor to do more laundry before it grows eyes and threatens to eat me.