Sorry, this is regulated to the NYC metro area dopers.
How many of you Holiday lovers remember the Yule Log shown on Channel 11 on Chrustmas Eve every year.
I can’t be the only one who misses it. If we get enough responses, perhaps, PERHAPS, we can persuade the WB11 to consider putting it back in what’s probably the most emotion-filled hoiliday season in decades.
The Yule Log!!!
Ah, such fond holiday memories of the family gathered 'round the table, while that tacky 11-minute loop of fireplace magic played continuously.
Now that I have a real fireplace, I settle for a DuraFlame. 
I usually just go outside and set the woods on fire. Gives us something to do.
You know, they say the same thing at Texas Tech.