Bring on the heart-related puns!

People,
Some folks in my office are doing one of those Cardiovascular Health Walks and they need a clever, pun-laden name. I, sad to say, am off my pun-game. It shames me to request this from y’all, but I must. Get thee to a punnery,
-birdmonster

Pump It Up.

Do you want a catchy phrase or a name for the group?

Pounding Pavement - Group name or phrase.
Walking the heartland - Group name or phrase.
Beating the pavement for my heart. - phrase
Keep your heart running smoothly. - phrase
Step up the beat. - phrase
Walking an extra mile, because I love my family. - phrase
Walk a mile in the other mans shoes. - phrase
I don’t need a stink’n bypass. - phrase

Train in Vein

Why, Aorta… !

These are all so so much better than what the woman in charge of the group is pushing: the Heartbeaters? Really? Sheesh…

I don’t need a stink’n bypass. - phrase

Just to be clear if you use this one. A person will be publicly humiliated, if they have a heart attack while at the event.

Very nice!!

My pun machine seems to be broken right now too :frowning:

If these people carried wooden dolls they could be the Ventricleoquists.

The Pacemakers.

Like all my puns, I don’t know if that’s clever or dreadful.

The Sinus Rhythms ?

Lub Dub Club.
Cardio Sharks.
Pavement Thumpers.

We Don’t Skip a Beat

I do hope you plan on telling what they settled on.

This gets my vote.