Help name a gay-bowling team.

In My Humble Opinion
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A friend of mine and his other 3 team mates are on course to finish 45th out of 49 teams in their Long Island (metro NYC) GLBT bowling league.

The 4 of them are self-described “poor to average” bowlers. Taking all 11 is something they rarely do.

I told him I think their problem is the team name: The Alley-Oops

“Yuch! That’s the best you guys could come up with?”
“Well…We’re not that creative.”
“So much for stereotypes.”
“What do you suggest?”
"Whether you wan’t to quote Shakespeare or use numerology, in my opinion a quality name could foster teamwork, improve your averages and help increase your rank in the standings. I thing you should switch it to:

We Suck! (Literally & Figuratively)

But before you commit to making a change, let me poll some creative dopers and see what the can recommend."
“Who or what are the creative dopers?”
“You remember that link I e-mailed you last spring about your employer’s (Burger King) Cluck Cluck Cluck promotion?”
“Oh yeah, that was funny. If you think they could come up with a great name, please go and ask them. Tell them they can be as witty, crude or raw as they wish”
“Done. I’ll e-mail their suggestions next week”

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Great Balls of Fire.
Step, Two, Three, Swish!
The Hardwood Rollers
The Four Tops.

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Keglin’ Sodomites
The Guys Who Already Had Shoes That Color

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Ball Handlers

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The Finger Holes
The Pin Boys
Splitz! (The Musical!)

No no no! Just thought of the perfect one!

Bowl Jobs

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I’m not wearing those shoes!
(stereotypes are fun) :smiley:

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The Gutter Balls

ahhh, I got nuthin’…but Bowl Jobs was hilarious…

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Fifteen Pound Balls
The Picked-Up Spares (I’m not really sure what this means, but it sounds dirty)

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Holy shit, what a straight line! Off the top of my head:

The Ball Strokers
Up our Alley

and, if they’re all small in stature…
The Spinners

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The Other Gutter Ballers.

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Shit, superbee beat me to the gutter. Course, he was closer. :slight_smile:

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The Back Alley Strikers.

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I don’t know if this is such a good idea for a thread here. Do we really have to make jokes at other people’s expense?

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Alley Cruisers

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Y’know lieu…I had a feeling this thread would be right up your alley… :smiley:

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The OP has over 500 posts. I think he knew exactly what he might get.
BTW this is one of the funniest threads I’ve seen recently.

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Plus you’re from “Gobblers Knob.”
'Nuf said.

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limp wristed gutter ballers
the pastel pins
All that and some to spare
Closet bowlers
The fashionably astute
The alley queens from Queens
The Alley of the Dolls

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We’ve Never Had Time To Learn To Bowl, What With All The Cocksucking

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The Jeff Strikers
The Back Alley Ballers