We are changing leagues this year (for reasons of voting off-island one of our team mates who is very nice but we are not her therapist. And since her husband sponsored our team, the nick name is now no longer needed.)
We are a five women team. That bowls. In Michigan. ( This sounds like the beginning of some Indy/horror film.) Maybe I should just kill myself now.
For years I bowled in the “Wednesday Night Mixed Nuts” league. Everybody was the Walnuts, Peanuts, Bowling Nuts, etc. One year we named our team The Left Nuts. It was pretty well-received.