British House of Commons votes today on equal marriage

I have a great story about her, a ‘performance aid’ and an airport security scanner which I will save for another day. Let’s just say the London lesbian grapevine is a small one.

Oops, Nadine Dories. Repulsive creature, currently suspended from the Tories for appearing on ‘I’m a celebrity’, so I think we can safely ignore her.

Oh, Nadine Dorries. Yeah, she’s irrelevant in all sorts of ways.