British Women has an OPEN relationship with Chandeliers

[TruCelt]

Wait, so she used to be in love with the Statue of Liberty (“Libby”) and actually changed her last name legally to “Liberty.” Does that make her a polyandrist? Or, I suppose since they are all referred to as “she” the lady is a polygamist?

Or has the Statue of Liberty lately been divorced? I feel bad, I was just in New York and saw her but just waved. if I’d known I’d have dropped by to check on her. . .

[Oukile]

@notfrommensa

Which song will be the first dance at their wedding?

I got the right one. It is in French though, but the lyrics are in the description and google translate can do a good job with them.

@Georges Brassens

Old child of Marie-slope
Mélanie, the priest’s maid,
Inside her fallopian tubes,
Introduces sacred candles.
Candles of beeswax
More expensive, but much better,
More expensive, but much better
Lady! the quality is paid
In Saint-Sulpice, as elsewhere
In Saint-Sulpice, as elsewhere.

When her good master tells her, "Is this
Too much ask, Melanie,
To use, by delicacy,
What candles are not yet blessed? "
Tack to heart, she replies
I prefer that they be,
I prefer that they be,
Because I am a good Catholic
She is right, it goes without saying
She is right, it goes without saying.

[Filbert]

She’s only serious about one, she just indulges in a bit of light petting with the others.

[Doubticus]

A certain Rihanna song comes to mind.

[Siam_Sam]

Does she turn the chandelier on?