Britney, say it isn't so...

Cafe Society
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I’ve never posted a link here before, so I hope I don’t get in trouble for doing this wrong, but according to this:

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/020502/140/cy43s.html

Britney Spears was deflowered by Justin Timberlake, or so he says. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.

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Another shocking update. Was this from that new British magazine “Duh!”? :smiley:

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Quote from the article…

Hmm… so, WHEN did he pop her cherry, I wonder?

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Don’t look now, but she’s smoking. What’s next?

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If Justin said that, regardless of whether it’s true, he has no class. No class whatsoever.

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Wow - even more shocking! This thread has opened my eyes… (chokes on own sarchasm)

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Careful there, Slacker, you’re gonna sprain something!

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She smokes as well… :eek:

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My favorite part is the Pastor’s reaction to the smoking and boozing… “we want her to continue being a good example of what it is to be a Baptist”.

What is he saying, she was a good example before she started smoking, drinking and having sex? Has he seen her videos??

She should just admit she does all these things instead of trying to hide it.

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Hell, if that’s what Baptism is all about, sign me up. Drinking, smoking, boozing, sexing, AND gratuitous nudity?

Shit, I’m already a Baptist!

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Baptists…I keep fprgetting. Are those the ones that will, or won’t say “Hi” to you when they pass you in the liquor store.

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ARGGGHHHH!!! forgetting

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I bet this is all PR to market a new image of a bad Britney.

Maybe the innocent talk/slutty look angle wasn’t working, so now they’re going all out with the bad girl style.

Personally, I don’t think it will work unless she does some nude photos…

Please…?

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Let’s hear it for Journalism!

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Nacho4Sara, that sounds like every Baptist I went to high school with. :smiley:

A PR campaign for a “bad” Britney? So she’s going to she’s going to act slutty, smoke, and drink while dressing like a librarian? Hot damn! That should be very popular on this board.

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There was a thread on Snopes that Justin actually said, “Is she a virgin? Well, she may be, but her mouth sure isn’t!”

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…and I bet she can’t wear white gloves either.

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Well, her old boobs could wear white, but the new ones sure can’t!!!:wink:

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According to the Sun? Well it’s got to be true then!

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Stop giving the media whore airtime, please.