Newsflash! Britney ain't a virgin! Also, hot oil can burn you!

http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/nm/20030708/en_nm/people_spears_dc_4

Yeah. Thats worthy of front page news.

Maybe I’m just bitter… I dunno.

BTW - Just before anyone shits on me, I MADE UP THE QUOTE. IT’S A SUMMARY OF WHAT THE ARTICLE IS TRYING TO SAY.

Hmm. Britney. With hot oil. :smiley:

Promises are made to be broken, eh?
What a joke…I (sort of) appreciated her effort to promote the concept of saving yourself for marriage, but her actions/clothing/nudity/tattoos/nipple-piercing(rumored) convinced me that this is NOT someone I would want my teenage daughter to admire.
Thank God I have boys.
I (almost) feel sorry for BS, as to the media spotlight. But not quite.

Oh, please. What else were we supposed to believe that Justin Timberlake might be useful for?!

If your teenage boys are anything like teenage boys, they DO admire her…:smiley:

Like Madonna, she wasn’t even born a virgin.

Really, it irritates me, because I did decide to not have sex until marriage, but with all the emphasis on sex in the media people are starting to think it’s a silly and useless decision. Not even my mother believed me, at first.

If she mad him wait two years no wonder he dumped her.

I wonder what her definition of “sex” is, btw.

(Also, wasn’t Fred Durst going around saying he banged her? Was he lying?)

I think the nipple piercing* rumour and the Fred Durst rumour both belong to Christina (although Fred has publicly admitted to lusting after Brit).

Geez, get with the times, you buncha fogies. :wink:
*Among other piercing rumours, of course. Notoriously reliable rumourmonger Popbitch refers to Xtina as “Clitring”.

Come on Matt, don’t be jealous now. :wink:

And now she’s taking time off to learn how to “be self loving”.

All that time being a virgin, you’d think she’d have figured out how to do that already :D.

Imagine the sweet satisfaction of going out with a prudish “wait until marriage” type, getting her into bed in spite of her beliefs, and then dumping her once you got what you wanted from her. I’d wait two years for that.

Britney, thinking: “Gee. My new album isn’t doing so well. I’d better do something to get their attention.”

Hey America, guess what?! I do it now! A lot!!!

(Yeah, Britney. That oughta work.)

Maybe she’ll go back to the bayou now, get married and pop out a few puppies.

The question is, did Jenna

Next stop: Porn!

Damn you, bernse.

I was wondering when Michael Ellis would find his way in here. Happens to the best of us, my friend.

Is Britney trying to tell young girls that they might make the same mistake? I honestly don’t understand why she’s admitting this. Any publicity is good, I guess?

http://www.lostbrain.com/justin/

Heh.

To turn Britney on as the Backstreet Boys made Justin their bitch.
:smiley:

Translation : “I’m going to read the Operator Manual that came with this new vibrator I just bought” :smiley: