Broadway!! What Role Do YOU want to Play?

[jayjay]

@Kallessa

I thought I’d try to get the ego down first, then do some actual acting, don’t you know.

There are plenty of folks on Broadway that have the ego down and never did get around to the acting part…

[Fenris]

@Kallessa

My dream roles are from two play probably no one (except Eve, of course) has heard of:

Lizzie from The Rainmaker and

You can be Lizzie in the musical of The Rainmaker too–it’s called 110 In The Shade. AND it’s got a great score (it’s by the guys who did The Fantasticks).

In which case, I wanna be Sherriff (Officer?) File

[Annie-Xmas]

@JThunder

I want to play Godot.

I want to be GODOT.

[Otto]

@Bricker

By the way – a bit of a hijack that probably belongs in GD, but this being a forum and a thread steeped in Broadway… here it is.

In discussing the recent PBS “Broadway” series at work, I’ve gotten a few comments along the lines of, “Showtunes are for [gay men].”

Now, I certainly agree that Broadway performers probably include a higher percentage of gay men than, do, say, longshoremen, but I refuse to accept that the mere appreciation of showtunes, and fandom for particular shows, is a particularly gay-skewed area of interest.

Where does this come from?

Seeing a Broadway show = activity for the masses.

Knowing about Broadway shows = frivolous waste of time on something that shouldn’t be taken seriously = gay male stereotype. There’s also a large dollop of the diva worship stereotype mixed in.

Odd how no one ever pegs knowing every detail of the activities of men who run around in tight outfits touching each other (for example, football players) as faggy…

[Zebra]

I would also like to play Fagin.
So what show do we have the most complete cast for?

[cryptic_j]

Not really anything to do with Broadway as such - - but I noticed no-one want to play the character I just got cast as in the first amateur production of Summer Holiday - - which is Cyril

also… I have to audition for a part in Westside Story in the next few weeks - -

I’m not overly familiar with it (I saw it once years ago) but intend to watch it again - - my vocal range is lower E (as in the one down from middle C - -sorry not familiar with correct terminology ) to middle G (as in the one up from middle C! LOL!) - - I can go higher as falsetto ( I do know some stuff ) - - but if I go lower it becomes inaudible…

given that info - - recommend me a part to try for - - you guys know a hell of a lot more than me…

[cryptic_j]

AARGH I forgot to add the roles I’d like to play…

Kernicke(sp?) in Grease

The Scarecrow in The Wizard Of Oz - - would that be a broadway musical?

I’d love to do something like Blood Brothers

and The Producers - – love to see that show actually - - I’m not fussed what parts I’d play in those - - even stage hand would do me

[cryptic_j]

Oh I wish I could edit posts once I posted them!!

I forgot - - I always wanted to play Scrooge - - and there is a musical of that called Scrooge - - and in Oliver it would have to be The Artful Dodger - - I’m going away for a while now…

I’m supposed to be a rapper for god’s sake!

[Marley23]

@Otto

Odd how no one ever pegs knowing every detail of the activities of men who run around in tight outfits touching each other (for example, football players) as faggy…

That’s because football players beat the crap out of each other, which has the connotatino of being un-faggy.

[SaveusJebus]

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I’d go with:

Jesus in Jesus Christ Superstar - a successful six-month run on Broadway following a three-week pre-Broadway run in Boston at the Wang Center.

Roger in Rent - fresh from my Broadway success in a great rock role, I take on another one in the non-Equity tour of the Jon Larson musical and another six and a half weeks before I leave for vocal rest because I’ve been straining a bit.

Jekyll/Hyde in Jekyll and Hyde - the three-month vocal rest pays off and the double role is a big hit in a dizzily successful motion picture adaptation of the Frank Wildhorn musical, as most recently revised for a series of concert performances; the film is a top grosser, putting me upward on the ladder of success.

Joseph in Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat - a regional Canadian production is another big success that goes on tour and leads to a big-selling cast album produced by Arif Mardin and arranged by Steve Skinner and Tim Weil, the triple team behind the cast recording of Rent.

Jean Valjean in Les Miserables - a brief run with the London cast, which ends up becoming a runaway spike in sales and causing sixteen performances to be added to my originally scheduled run in the show.

Billy Flynn in Chicago - another big step up in the career in the ongoing revival at Studio 54, doing only five performances before a leg operation that is necessary and prohibits me from doing the rest of my expected two-week run. I do appear in the final performance of what was to be my two-week run, playing the bandleader.

The Wonderful Wizard of Oz in Wicked - asked to step in for George Hearn after Joel Grey refuses to return to the show, plays the role for a year before wanting to go back to the traveling life and leaving the show in a tasteful manner.

Max Bialystock in The Producers - another tour, and the end temporarily to a career.

G

[Marsie]

Fanny Brice in Funny Girl. I’ve played it in my dreams a million times. Better than Cats…I could see it again and again…

[OtakuLoki]

@Spoons

You can be Nicely, and I’ll be Sky. I’ve already been Benny Southstreet in one production; it’s time for me to move up in the world. But we’ll both have fun with Runyonese.

But - but - but… I pointed out I’d like to be Nicely Nicely, first.

sigh

sigh

An additional role I’d love would be General Burgoyne from G. B. Shaw’s The Devil’s Disciple. Such wonderful lines he has…

Ample time, sir. Plenty of time. I should never dream of hanging any gentleman by an American clock.

or

Take it quietly, Major Swindon: your friend the British soldier can stand up to anything except the British War Office.

Of course, Anthony Anderson would be a fun role, too.

[Superdude]

@Otto

Seeing a Broadway show = activity for the masses.

Knowing about Broadway shows = frivolous waste of time on something that shouldn’t be taken seriously = gay male stereotype. There’s also a large dollop of the diva worship stereotype mixed in.

And that’s really unfortunate that stereotypes like this exist. I’m a straight male who happens to enjoy theater. I mentioned this thread to a friend IRL, a female with a theater degree, who currently works for a division of ClearChannel, bringing touring productions of Broadway shows to town. Her first choice was Elpheba, from Wicked. When I mentioned that I’d LOVE to play the Emcee from Cabaret, she replied, “Kev, that’s a little gay, hon.” Same with Dr. Frank N. Furter, who I thought about going as for Halloween.

[Ukulele_Ike]

I wanna play Medea.

Now, that’s gay.

[Fenris]

@OtakuLoki

But - but - but… I pointed out I’d like to be Nicely Nicely, first.

That’s cool, I wanted to be Sky first–he can be Miss Adelade (we Norse-types gotta stick together!!

[Dr.Rieux]

Tevye.
;j

[plnnr]

@Otto

Knowing about Broadway shows = frivolous waste of time on something that shouldn’t be taken seriously = gay male stereotype. There’s also a large dollop of the diva worship stereotype mixed in.

Odd how no one ever pegs knowing every detail of the activities of men who run around in tight outfits touching each other (for example, football players) as faggy…

If you’re saying that wasting alot on something that shouldn’t be taken seriously is a gay male stereortype, there’s going to be A LOT of Trekkies, Star Wars fans, LOTR geeks, RPG, etc. etc. etc. stuck in lots of closets for a long, long time.

[Eve]

@Ukulele Ike

I wanna play Medea.

Bad day with the kids, Ike?

[Gail]

I want to be Maureen in Rent. I can’t be Mimi–I’m not Hispanic or tragic.

Also, Ado Annie in Oklahoma! --She’s so much more interesting than Laurie.

I’d also like to play Grace Farrell or Lily Regis in Annie. It’s a hard choice…I’d like to sing “Easy Street”.
Slight hijack…I think Tim Burton’s Nightmare Before Christmas would make a great Broadway musical…I’d like to play Sally.

[DocCathode]

Plnnr

The oldest slash that I know of is the fanzine Naked Times. It wa printed while the original Star Trek was on the air and is devoted entirely to stories and illustrations of Kirk fraternizing with a certian half Vulcan science officer.

Gail
I call the Mad Scientist. Building skeleton reindeer and a wife, and throwing Igor cookies. I could really nail that role.