to a baby girl, according to my nightly news.
In case anyone cares.
Hope she and the baby are doing well.
No name announced yet.
If her baby has the same last name as she does, does that mean she’s going to … raise the Shields?
Hah! Star Trek humor! I kill me!
How many eyebrows does it have?
Brooke Shields had a child, and it was not mine.
I have failed to achieve one of the significant goals of my life.
All of them. Sleep tight.