Spawn of Interrobang!?

As mentioned in the Seattle trivia thread, my wife went into labor last week. This week? I’ve got a baby girl!

Labor went well – and surprisingly quickly once it kicked into high gear. Interrobairn!? was born at 2:00 Wednesday morning. Mom was awesome, and I held hands, cut the cord, and successfully identified the baby’s sex despite my irrational performance anxiety (This is my brain on adrenaline: “What if I can’t tell?”)

We came home on Friday and have accepted the radical restructuring of our sleep schedules. The cats are trying to ignore the squealing thing, but are otherwise okay with it.

She is, of course, perfect, even when she’s crying her head off. (Which thankfully hasn’t lasted long. Yet.)

And yes, this probably means no Seattle trivia for me for the next few weeks.

Congratulations!

Way to procreate!

Congratulations! You are a successful stud. Your trip to the glue factory has been postponed.

Congratulations! I’m happy to hear that everyone is doing well.

PICTURES, damnit.

Just like with “name my new kitten” threads, a birth announcement thread must include pictures.

Congratulations on your productive sex act!

May you save every spare penny for her college education only to learn 17 years from now that she has earned a full scholarship to the college of her choice.

:wink:

Yay babies! Congrats!

Oh, and we want pictures!

Congratulations! Bring the bairn along. the Smurfs could use some new blood. One is never too young for bar trivia.

Congratulations Interrobang!?! (What a lot of punctuation, there.) I’m glad you hear everything went well!

I have to snicker aloud at your performance anxiety, though! New dads! :rolleyes: :stuck_out_tongue:

Congratulations and mazel tov! smooch

Yaaay! Congrats!

Yeah, I bet we can find a family-friendly place so you can bring her.

Post pictures! And will you share her name?

Congratulations to you and Mrs. Interrobang!? ! I’m happy to hear that everyone is doing well.

Woohoo! Congrats! As a soon-to-be-father myself, I’ll put to this you – they’re all kidding about how much poop comes out of that tiny body, right? Right??

Congrats!
We need pictures! ( and a name, if you are so inclined)

Your DNA must be very proud.

Can I just say Interrobairn!? is the best user-name-based-name-for-non-posting-relative (I mean I’m assuming she doesn’t have an account yet) I’ve seen? Which just proves you’ll be a great father. Or maybe it doesn’t but…no, let’s go with that, you’ll be a great father :slight_smile: .

Mazel tov!!

I’ll see if I can throw some up on flickr or something. Damn breaches of etiquette…

Well, the real performance was from her mother, who was aces. My worry was just a fleeting thought – what if I can’t tell?! Turns out a brief visual inspection was plenty of info.

How much are they telling you comes out? It’s not like her own body weight in one diaper – it takes at least three. But she’s filled up a small trash bags worth of diapers each day since being home, so you’ll be very familiar with the changing table.

Oh, and the name: Simone. Took us about 24 hours after birth to whittle down our final 4 candidates.

Congratulations, Dad!

Congratulations! How exciting! And never mind changing the baby. We need pictures!

Okay, a few photos are now on Flickr: http://www.flickr.com/photos/scarequotes/

I’m new to that photo-sharing system, so more may be forthcoming, or I may get bored, but you can now all see Interrobairn!?.