This is neither mundane or pointless but this is the place to post this. 
My girlfriend and I are pregnant! (She is carrying the baby, not me.) 
We’re both excited, scared, happy, etc. Life is good. I hope you’re all doing well.
Sincerely,
Tibs.
Yay Tibs!
::does happy pregnant dance::
Jebus CHRIST, Tibs. Nice attention-getter. 
Haven’t heard from you in forever. How’ve you been (besides the obvious big news)?
Congratulations and best wishes to both, uh, make that all three of you!
From this point, there are three things that you’ll hear in your lifetime that will have the greatest impact on you:
“Dada.”
“Wuv you.”
“Dad, about the car…”
Yay, Tibs! You are going to make an awesome parent! You already have the essentials, a sense of humor, basic smarts, and a realistic veiw. Now go see all the movies and eat out (err, I mean in restaurants) as much as you can before the little nipper is born.
Congratulations, Tiburon and family!
When are you due? Do you know if you’re having a boy or a girl? Have you started picking out names yet?
Congrats!
When is the baby due?
Congrats, Tibs! That’s great news. And since you’re not carrying the baby, it means you can have a shot of Stroh at the next Spiffled (if there is one), right?
Shayna and WickedBlue Wheee!! Thank you for the nice congrats, everyone. The little one is due in late July and no, we don’t know what flavor yet. If a girl, we have the name Hannah in mind. If a boy…we’re still a little up in the air.
Iampunha , thank you for the dance
Dyno , I’ve been great! Let me know when you’re up for a beer at D’arcy’s.
Rhysdad , I’ll try not to start worrying about the car already!
TM , heh - nice pun.
Poooorrccuppine , there has to be another Spiffled! What do you mean IF?
I forgot to add…if you’d like to see pictures of the happy couple, let me know by e-mailing me! TibsTanglewood@aol.com
Thanks again for the well-wishes!
Tibs.
Heh. You volunteering to organize it, babe?
Congratulations Tiburon !
Sleep as much as possible, both of you two, while you still can.
And take good care of your woman. I recommend foot rubs and make sure there’s always some good ice cream in the house.
Yay! Another Doper baby! Baby baby baby!
I would now like to make the obligatory suggestion that, if it’s a boy, you name him Cecil. I don’t think it’s such a great name, but someone has to say it and it might as well be me this time.
Congrats! Keep us updated.
Woooooooooo Tibby and Ms. Tibby!!
Congrats, y’all!
Robin
Yay for Tibs and Ms. Tibs!
Congrats to ya!!! I love the name Hannah…good choice.
I’m very happy for both of you!