Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

The story starts at post #26 of this thread.

At some point, she backpedals from the rebeW to generic “scarring.”

Asimovian then made it extremely clear that any further discussion of the rebeW should be taken elsehwere.
I believe that Broomstick’s spouse has a scar on his ass from a drunken encounter with a barbecue. However I do find it extremely difficult to believe that his ass is actually branded with a readable Weber logo in reverse.

But Broomstick did say twice that it’s definitely true…until she said it was just “scarring.”

So, Broomstick, does your husband have “rebeW” branded on his ass or not?

Do tell.

I know a guy who has a triangular scar on his ass, where a giant alligator snapping turtle tried to eat him, but “rebeW” would be ever so much cooler.

I know a guy whose ass has an actual hole in it.

This is so trivial as to be nonsensical.

So why did you contribute to the thread?

Hello, I’m a person who genuinely gets bothered about what random strangers post on the internet. IT MAKES ME MAD!

Grrrr

Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

I MUST KNOW!!

I would be curious, too (and would totally demand pictures!), but I don’t see why this is in the Pit. Seems like it’s the very definition of an MPSIMS thread.

Because a moderator said so.

The responses in that thread were explicitly accusing Broomstick of lying, and it can be assumed that further discussion would contain more of the same. That’s pit material, son.

Personally, I think Broomstick’s stories are getting more and more out of the realm of possibility. No fucking way her spouse has the Weber logo branded on his ass.

I don’t buy the broken femur story either.

Not to mention that it’s likely to move beyond the Weber grill to, oh, the femur breaking, the hired thug, the public harassment…

Wait, the hired thug?

High school bullies hired a bigger bully to beat her up.

Part of the broken femur story.

BTW, takes a lot of force to break a femur. Example given is a car crash.

So I could say what I said?

I really can’t argue with that logic.

Broomstick - Does His Ass Say rebeW or Not?

It talks?

I’m pretty sure I’m going to regret getting involved in this, but all the Weber charcoal grilles I’ve seen only have the logo on the (insulated) handles.

Now, many Weber gas grills have a metal logo that’s in a location that could get hot enough to burn flesh, I guess, but it’s high enough on the grill that I have a hard time visualizing how someone could brand their ass on it without climbing on top of the thing and sitting down.

With that said, if this story turns out be a bit of a porky, well, I’ve seen considerably worse.

What, you’ve never heard anyone talk out their ass?

That’s what the whole thread is about…