Broomstick

She posted once that she switched from brooms to planes because of the splinters. A joke, sure, but that’s a hard visual to get out of your mind.

Even more than that, she also talks about how quick they are to reimburse her for the tolls. So it’s not like she would’ve been out of the money for very long (especially considering how expensive the cash tolls are & how $20 of the $30 charge go immediately into the account for toll expenses).

It’s not like it was a $30 out of pocket expense–no more than the cash tolls were an out of pocket expense.

You know what’s more annoying than Broomstick in that thread? Some d-bag, Johnny-come-lately, that dredges up week-old threads to just to get in a few cheap jabs.:rolleyes:

Please point me toward the rule that says posts can’t be made in week old threads.

Says the guy posting just to call someone a “d-bag”. And your mother is fat and ugly.

Please point me to where anyone said that you broke a rule.

Ok, please point me to where I said someone said I did.

Pointing is rude, y’all.

Not if you do with the whole hand!

And then slap them in the face.

Are you seriously that fucking stupid?

No, *you’re *cheaper that everyone, including that Syphilis riddled toothless crackwhore on the corner… whoops- *you are *the Syphilis riddled toothless crackwhore on the corner…

Been holdin that in a while?

He wrote that post, one letter at a time.

Pity. You’d think that with such painstaking attention to detail he would have noticed that “crack whore” is typically rendered as two words.

Oh dear, this is rather sad.

Me, I’m finding it hilarious. Because there’s a whole 'nother thread right here in the Pit AND current, in which I called pissy little bitch Dr MouthBreath a, well, a pissy little bitch pretty much. You’d think he’d go actually respond to that but instead is over here resurrecting zombies to try to make some dumbshit point or another. What up, MouthBreath, too chickenshit to get into it with me? U mad bro? Numbnutz. flips double bird, vigorously

Cancel your internet device.

Throw your computer in a sandwich.

Jump in the toilet.

Smear peanut butter on your butthole.

But DrDeth doesn’t want to insult you in that thread because then he’d have to revisit not only your post but Miller’s takedown. And if it dies, it’s possible 2-3 posters on the board might not actually see it and cheer.

Do you mean this one?

Or this one?

Asking for a friend (who hasn’t yet seen them)