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Mind-numbingly hilarious.
It takes some real brass to be this hilarious.
Jesus fuck, what a tool. “Heckuva Job Brownie Criticizes Obama for Responding Too Quickly to Hurricane.” The Onion could not come up with a better headline.
Ha! That’s where you were fooled! The article was from Th…
Wait. Never mind.
He’s probably just pissed off about the Army’s reduced use of Arabian horses.
/golfclap
Translation of his quoted statement: “You need to sit on your ass a whole lot longer before bothering to do anything.”
Isn’t that sort of what Mitt has been telling us? Let things sort themselves out?
I think we’re supposed to let private businesses come in and fix it for a tidy profit. Maybe they’ll declare the community a disaster, evict everyone, then sell it for parts. 
This could just as easily have come from the Romney campaign, and may well come from them in the next six days. I’d place even money that some surrogate says essentially what Brown said.
Please some culture. People like Brownie don’t sit on asses, they sit on Arabians.
In other news, Mittford has dispatched his dancing horse to kick Brownie in the nuts.
Then he can’t be a Turtle.
I too thought this must be an Onion article from Romney’s Emergency Dressage Director. Who also happens to be an expert in Middle Eastern relations, according to his dumbass statement.
I for one am glad we have someone brave enough to stand up to the president on the controversial issue of helping hurricane victims quickly.
Mr. Epic Failure criticizes someone doing the right thing where he failed.
Which only goes to show that he still doesn’t understand what the fuck he did wrong.
Fuckuva off, Brownie.
I asked this in another thread, but I’ll ask it here too: Does anyone really take this asshole seriously? I mean, I can’t even really imagine conservatives having much love for him, seeing as how they essentially tried making him the fall guy for all the Bush Administration’s failings during Katrina. I mean, yeah, I’m sure conservatives agree with whatever anti-Obama horseshit he’s spouting, but that’s because it’s anti-Obama horseshit, not because it’s coming from a fine upstanding character like Michael “Arabian Horse” Brown. Does anyone really see him as a great thinker or administrator, or even as someone whose opinions should actively be sought out? Is anyone sticking up for this guy?
Just goes to show how far you can go in this country if have the right connections, I guess.
Anyway, coming from Brownie, Obama should probably take this criticism as a complement, or at the very least a sign that he’s doing something right.