I figure I might as well just post this directly to the Pit rather than wait for responses that would require it to be moved there:
This board doesn’t have the type to say it, but:
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Wow…just…wow… 
Jesus. I mean we already knew it, but what a douchebag.
Fucking roadside shrubs.
I think that’s what might be interpreted as opening a speech with a joke. Not that it was funny, but I find it hard to believe that he’d be serious about comparing scratches to combat wounds.
That’s kind of what I think, too. Apparently, it’s hard to do down-home humor when you’re a moron from Massachusetts.
It’s obviously meant to be a joke – it’s just that it’s spectacularly unpolitic, edging toward appallingly bad taste.
Kind of like joshing with a guy who’s just had heart surgery that being a “uniter” rather than a “divider” means “when it comes time to sew up your chest cavity, we use stitches as opposed to opening it up.”
Colbert is right – Bush could really use Peggy Noonan’s services about now.
Christ.
Indeed. What the hell was he thinking?
Further down the line…
Q Mr. President, in August you said that Katrina could – the effects of it could test the strongest faith. I’m sure of some of the things that you saw today, that’s the case, as well. What do you tell a young soldier or his young wife about how a loving God could permit or cause some of the things you saw today?
First of all, Mike, I’m conscious not to be trying to substitute myself for God. I am, on the other hand, inspired by the mom who told me upstairs that she prays every day and believes in the miracle of healing; that I think we see God’s work here every day. I think when you find nurses and doctors who work around the clock, who come in at a moment’s notice to save a life, I happen to believe there’s a lot of divine inspiration to that kind of dedication and work. The parents I saw or the wives I saw, many of them were in prayer on a regular basis for their loved one.
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What the hell? If you have to be conscious of not substititing yourself for God, then obviously, that’s an inclination you have. But once again the hard work and dedication of the medical professionals is discounted and PRAISE JESUS God has delievered a MIRACLE. It’a MIRACLE! These men and women who spent years traing and honing their skills, well, they’re just an instrument that God uses to perform his Wonderous and Amazing HEALING!
I will not stand here and see the honor of my home state besmirched.
W was born in Connecticut.
Mr. President, stop throwing your ‘wound’ in our faces. It’s just a goddam paper cut.
Did it happen during the Cedar Revolution?
Gah! Connecticut! He’s from Connecticut!!!
And we didn’t **vote ** for him either.
See, this is why he’s clearing brush so often. It’s not weeds, it’s a damn insurgency!
Yep, a real grassroots movement.
For fuck’s sake, people. It’s a joke. He’s not serious. But thanks for posting this, Steve MB. I think the last “OMG Bush iz teh su><><0rz!!!111” thread had fallen off the front page of the Pit.
No shit, Sherlock, as most people have acknowledged. However, it was a pitiful, tactless joke and deserves ridicule.
Yeah, I don’t think there’s any question about whether it was a joke or not. It was just a joke in very, very poor taste - especially considering current events. And it was from a guy who really should know better.
I take it you ran out of real issues for which to pit Bush?