Bryan Adams and poor workplace boundaries

I quote the announcement in Entertainment Weekly:

Call me old-fashioned but I think once you get a woman pregnant, you really need to upgrade her title to something beyond “personal assistant”. Or at least give her an outstanding at her next performance review.

The Canadian government has already apologized for Bryan Adams on numerous occasions.

Well, it sounds like she did assist him…personally.

George Costanza promised a raise in similar circumstances - after she gave him a raise. :slight_smile:

Would “offspring delivery platform” be too offensive?

I was thinking “baby mama” but that might look questionable on a resume.

Personal Assistant was the upgrade.