Bryan Ekers, why are you ignorant?

Bring on the pity posts, everyone. I’m feeling neglected tonight.

No, I think the only one deserving of pity here is you, SnakeSpirit. You’re not a bad person, but you’re hopelessly confused. Now you’ve tried to Pit someone, and it hasn’t quite worked out the way you hoped, has it?

As far as other posters believing “they’ve done something special and clever,” there is a certain satisfaction to be had in carrying out the war on ignorance. More worthy opponents would make it even more satisfying, of course. And we all have some sadness about it, since we have been unable to stamp out the kind of ignorance you keep spouting. That really is a disappointment. But as you seem to be impervious to reason, I suppose there’s not much more any of us can do.

Snakespirit, you aren’t one of those “woo-woos” Scumpup warned me about are you?

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Does further reading.

Well I guess you are. How 'bout that.

Quite the contrary. The first time started a pit thread it didn’t work out as I’d hoped. I learned how the pit works, and what it does. Every pitting I’ve done since then has performed exactly as expected; including this one.
The Pit can be a handy tool, if you know how to use it.

You really think that what people are posting here is “carrying out the war on ignorance?” You’re delusional.

Sorry I don’t have the vitriol that you need to make this “more satisfying,” I have never been good at the mindless put-down, and I never will be. I have no hate in me.

I suppose it’s better that those who do have that hate in them get it out here instead of their nearby shopping mall with an AK-47.

It’s funny. In real life, I know a lot of people who believe in psychic powers, the supernatural, and New Ageism in general. And they’re all really cool people. Decent, friendly, respectful, and intelligent, every single one of them. I’m talking about some of my closest, oldest, dearest friends, here.

And yet, online, the only people I ever see who defend this stuff are vengeful, deceptive, duplicitous, hypocritical morons. What’s with that?

:confused: :dubious: :rolleyes:

Interesting. “When you’re getting beaten in an argument, intimate that your opponents are potentially violent psychopaths.” No, no bitterness or vitriol there.

Thank you, I’m rather proud of that line.

Well, Snake, it looks like you’ve come to a battle of wits unarmed. Well done.

I’ve said it before, and I’m sure I’ll say it again.

SnakeSpirit . . . dude, what the fuck?

Whaddya think Miller, should one of us start a thread on that or hijack this one perhaps? Whenever I get into arguments IRL with people about the supernatrural it’s never as acrimonious as political debates, but online it’s just as bad if not worse.

One of the sweetest, intelligent and empathic (in the non-psychic sense :slight_smile: ) women I’ve ever met fully accepted the reality of modern medicine(while rejecting the modern medical philosophy) and practiced Reiki. I suspect such people frequent very different websites and join different online conversations in general.

Don’t sell yourself short, dude-you’re halfway there already.

Hmm, it looks like if you buy a bag of peanuts in this town, Snake will start a Pit thread about you.

Now I’m feeling slightly less special.

Aaaaahh! The mind of a masochist in action.

SnakeSpirit, the Straight Dope is a rocky place where your seed can find no purchase.

Holy shit. I’ve really had my ass handed to me in some other pittings and had mighty bites of crow. These pits serve to make me feel so much better about myself.

SnakeSpirit, if you have no hatred/animosity/ill-will/anger/whatever, you wouldn’t be here. If my shit ever gets this weak, and then insult everyone that calls me out on it, I’ll just have to leave in shame.

[Cartman] weeeeaaakkk!!! [/Cartman]

Quit playin’ with my theremin!

Dear me. I’ve been enjoying my life away from the acrimonious battles of this board. Been visiting and posting elsewhere.

But it’s good to take a break from all that!

You poor people won’t be able to do a unanimous thump-thump on SnakeSpirit, as I have come to support him at this juncture. He is a man of sense, humor, experience, and, above all, life. It is one thing for any of you to disagree with him on this or that–so what, you have a difference of opinion.

But once you trudge into the mud and actively disdain this noble person, then you are demonstrating a sad feature of human nature: to wit, you are so bent on taking a side and blasting everyone else you perceive to be on the other, that you readily contemn a person of the best qualities.

Ah, such foolish, fucked-up children!

But I will chime in with the majority and say, “Snake, what were you thinking? A gang-up was inevitable. The whole kindergarten class is bound to be pist if you honestly critique their finger paintings!”

Let these pious men return to their rosaries: “Hail Susan Blackmore, full of skepticism…” “Our Randi, who art a skeptic…”

How dare you disturb their prayers, SnakeSpirit! O impious, O cruel! But alas, I too have turned this pitting back upon you. Forgive.

As you do with all morons, since you’re a troll.

After contemplation I realize that that post was hasty and not in keeping with the rules. I therefore wish to apologize to you for calling you a troll, Aeschines.

You are, however, a total moron and a rotten liar, and the fact that you still retain your posting privileges is completely beyond me.

I don’t understand. I like Snake; I think he’s a good guy. I maintain consistent positions on this board; I’m the farthest thing from a troll. And I’m pretty nice to people, too.

Whence the absurd and irrational acrimony, friend? Perhaps you should check in to your local sanitarium for treatment of your personality disorder. :o

And now you’re further trying to get a rise out of me, something you’re pretty skilled at, I admit. I eagerly await the day when you’re finally banned; it’s much overdue.