Buffalo Beast 50 Most Loathsome: The RePittening

To be fair to gonzo, when he’s discussing beagles, he’s a pleasant enough read. When he thinks he’s debating an issue on the other hand: Oy vey!

(it’s ‘XT’…all caps. I realize this is hard for you to grasp, but you are doing so much better with punctuation these days that I thought I’d give you a new challenge, just to keep you on your toes)

-XT (<------see? All caps)

Are you still at it. Even little girls get tired of being bitchy sometimes. but You…

Yeah, but those little girls are so faggy.

I realize that asking you to learn two new things in the last year or so is pushing you to the very edge of your brain power and learning envelope, but I figured ‘what the hell…go for broke!’. I mean, you have sort of gotten the periods and commas thingy worked out (and, if I’m going to be honest, that really IS two things you sort of learned…so, this would be a 3rd one which is probably the equivalent of teaching pocket link quantum physics), even if you haven’t really managed to learn anything else.

-XT

yes .much two lern. i must sit at yur kneeze and learn from xt how to suck up too authoritie. dey are in charge becuz dey know so much. i will kizz but like yew.