Buffy vs. Tarzan

That is probably the only episode which comes after season 2’s Halloween which I completely dislike. The only things that come close to making it watchable were Xander as a ghoul, and the last 15 seconds of the episode.

I think I may have read somewhere once that Tarzan has the power of “Tickle Finger”. Yeah
yeah that’s the ticket! So Buffy wouldn’t stand a chance against him, and Faith … well … once she had a good look at him, wouldn’t be interested in fighting him at all!

I love Faith, but she’s kinda slutty :wink:

Angel and Tarzan would just end up comparing their ability to communicate with animals.

Wesley would just keep bugging Tarzan for tips on the whereabouts of ancient ruins he once read about until Tarzan got bored and vined away.

Based on no evidence whatsodamnever, I am confident in saying that Buffy is too skinny for his taste.

Possibly not hairy enough as well.

Those of you saying that it’d be Tarzan winning, have you ever even seen Buffy? Killing a lion (or tiger) would only be part of the storyline because she felt bad about killing an animal - the slayage itself would take 2 seconds. In one single fight she killed hundreds of vampires, and they’re much stronger and smarter than any lion or tiger.

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Still not an obvious win. In the first couple of books, at least, Tarzan had no compunction against firing poison arrows from ambush.

Are you kidding? Tarzan would be one of the common vampires she fights in the cemetery just to keep in shape for when the real threat comes. You know, she’ll turn her back to Tarzan and casually continue her argument with Giles, then as Tarzan is about to make his last stand, she’ll stake him without looking.

OP only mentions a fist fight, not fight to the death, so I think Buffy would win.