Building a cardboard castle with The Monster

What do we need to put in it? It started as a fun word game in the waiting room with The Monster yesterday. But I’ve been thinking that other Dopers might have some nice ideas to go with what we have.
(For those who don’t know, The Monster is a former housemate’s six yo daughter. I’m her Uncle Loki, and we get along great.)

The castle started being populated with normal things:

The Monster would be Queen.

Her brother the King.

Her mom would be Queen Mother.

Then there would be guards. Who were all going to be busy cooking a holiday feast with turkey.

So the cooks were going to be guarding the walls with butcher knives. And broccoli.

Then I was told that there must be a pet lion.

So I countered that the lion would get lonely with a hippopotamus.

And for some reason The Monster fell apart giggling.

What would you Dopers add to this castle’s population?

Great Imagination!! :smiley:

Watch Turtles at the gates - they may be slow, but they won’t leave their posts!

The guards need to be hamsters. Trust me on this.

The guards need to carry asparagus spears. :slight_smile: