I think it might be in the next thread. I’m pretty scared. I saw a picture of it and it looks like a big purple think with sharp teeth. I hope no one else posts to this thread because I know that the monster isn’t here, even though I can smell it. HELP!!!
And does it by any chance smell like pot?
Ahh, you know our Monster[sub]104[/sub] well!
Please don’t do the next post!
NOOOO! DON’T POST!
AHH! I POSTED!
Someone’s been reading Sesame Street books again.
Now, if NO ONE ELSE posts, we will not get to the end of this thread, and that is a very good thing, because there is a MONSTER at the end of this thread.
OH NO!!! ANOTHER POST!
I’m building a brick wall in front of the next post, so don’t even TRY to read it!
What’s worse is that it can smell page views. SO DON’T LOOK AT THIS PAGE.
TOO LATE!!! 
This is the year of living dangerously…bring it on!
I’m tying this post to the next post so that it can’t be posted.
You fool! It is no monster!!!
IT’S THE MARMOSETS!!!
Yes!!! It’s all so clear to me now. I’m the keeper of the cheese. And you’re the lemon merchant. Get it? And he knows it. That’s why he’s gonna kill us. So we have to beat it. Yeah. Before he lets loose the marmosets on us! Don’t worry, Dr_Paprika! I’ll save you!
All right, so if I tape down this thread then no one can post to it and we won’t have to see the monster.
tape tape tape
ends up taping herself into thread
“Wait” Said a small childs voice from the middle of the crowd.
“If we quit posting then THAT will be the end of the thread where the monster lives. If we keep posting however, then we’ll never end the thread and never have to get eaten by the monster! Don’t you see?!?! Its a trick!!” He said.
And all the villagers gave a collective gasp.
Do you know that you are very strong?
POST DAMN YOU POST!!!
What does this monster like to eat???
Squirrels are very stringy and not too much meat on em…so he wont want to eat me right?
Right??
hides in the corner under his Security Blanket of Fear
Maybe we can get a Jeannie to blink this thread into a safe headed to the moon.
::asks Jeannie to blink monster thread into safe::
::Jeannie accidentally blinks Mudshark into safe::
Is it an electric blanket? Do you like to run and jump and climb trees and put on makeup while you’re up there?
All right, Elmo. We will go see the Monster at the End of this Book. But just one peek.
Listen carefully. You tiptoe around to the bottom of this thread… I, Grover, will stay here.
When I say “Turn the Page”, you jump in from the bottom of this thread and I will jump in from the top.
We will see The Monster and then we will run like bunny rabbits.
eh,
you only have a few months left in ya anyway.
Squirrels don’t wear makeup! Well I don’t anyways. And its blue. The blanket I mean. And even if I did wear make up (which I don’t) how can I frolick naturaully in the wilderness jumping from tree to tree carrying a blanket with me while attempting to put on make up (which I don’t wear)
I don’t wear make up in case I didn’t make that clear.
cough