I’ve heard some pretty nasty rumours. I must CAUTION you against POSTING to this thread. Nothing official, you understand. But I URGE you to take this very real and sinister threat seriously. Think of the risk benefit ratio – what can you gain from posting here? What would the rest of us do if you were eaten by…
I can’t say it.
NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL NAIL
As long as I’m not wearing a red shirt, I’m going to be OK.
<looks at shirt> Uh-oh.
Just in case there is something, I suggest that we split up and wander in the dark with only a dying flashlight or candle to find our way.
OOooo, I’ll be the ditzy blonde that goes to the basement without a flashlight!
Ok, ok, I know I’m a brunette but I just wanted to play too…'k?
Do not turn the page!
That was my favourite book as a child. 
gets out the bricks and mortar
Hey everybody - if we don’t let the thread end, the monster can’t get us! Post, everybody! Post for your lives!
You’re all being a bunch of idiots. There’s no such thing as monsters. Personally, I don’t give a fuck what the rest of you do but it’s a beautiful night and I’m not going to spend it indoors. I guarantee you that you’re going to feel pretty damn foolish tomorrow. Now get the hell out of my way, I’m going outside to check out the stars.
Late.
Haj
Grover? Is that you?
Well, there is now a Monstre at the end of this thread.
GGGGRRRRrrrrrrrrrrroooooooowwwwwwwrrrrrrrffffffffff…
Don’t you guys think it’s weird that we’re all here, 20 years to the day after Genentech, Inc. reported that both revenues and net income increased for 1982?!?!
you talking to me?
No! You’ve got it all wrong! Every post gets us closer to the end of the thread! Don’t post anything!
Of course, with the way I can kill threads, this is a self-fulfilling prophecy…
If you would like to turn the page, click reply.
If you wish to die painfully, then look in the closet.
If you wish to read another book, click new topic.
eats Duke
And if you wish to continue this very important quest, go to MPSIMS.
You forgot to say “xyzzy,” Czarcasm. You’re liable to get et up by a grue, fooling around like that.
Maybe it won’t get us if we offer it pie.
:eek:
I just woke up from a nightmare @ 3:00am. I couldn’t go back to sleep so I decided to surf, and saw this thread. I can tell you that there IS a monster at the end of this thread!
Quoth the disembodied pirate head: “Fairly warned ye be, says I.”
If we can’t take his word for it, than there’s nothing left for us. I’m going to sit in this odd little raft and hope it takes me somewhere safe… woah!