Mmmmmm…pie…
Clicks thread
Reads to the bottom
Begins to compose a post
Realizes that if she posts, she’ll be the last one to post at the thread and therefore the first to be eaten.
Sits down to ponder this conundrum
Aha! If I do not post, the monster will not know that I know of its existence! So therefore I shall not post!
Clicks the Submit button
Double-take :smack:
Hits Back frantically
NOOOOOOOoooooooOOOOOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooo…
Don’t worry, Cougar, I’ll save you.
BRING IT ON, MONSTER!
I’m not scared!
“Seven Days…”
Someone, please post after me, I cannot be the one eaten at the end…nooooooooooooo!
Abandon all hope, ye who post after me here.
Do you know that you are very strong?
whew Thanks for posting and not leaving me as the last on this thread. Oh!! No!! I’ve done it again
Heh. I abandoned “all hope” years ago. “Noshed up by a monster” sounds like a good inscription for th’ tombstone. 
Monster? Don’t make me laugh! You kids and your stupid stories about monsters don’t scare me! In fact, I…what was that? As I was saying, I doubt thsdf
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I need a hug.
Preferably from someone with big tits.
[Abe Simpson]
Aaaaaaah! Monster!
[/Abe Simpson]
[Lisa Simpson]
That’s the cat, Grampa.
[/Lisa Simpson]
I don’t believe that such a thing could be. Really. There’s no such thing as monsters at the ends of threads. How silly.
I’m not sure whether I should be flattered, scared, or disgusted…
Dr. Paprika, Gulo Gulo, JThunder, and Marlitharn…
I love you guys.
puts bandaids up to fix tears in page
Do you know that every time you post, you not only get us closer to the MONSTER at the end of this thread, but you make A TERRIBLE MESS!
(I have two copies of this book, which I used to read to my little sister with great theatrics)
Scoffs Monsters?! How silly. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m going down to the cellar to fix the fusebox…
RWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR…
You found me and now I must eat you!
http://www.pjstar.com/services/nie/images/monster.gif
The End.
Hey, what happened to the lights? This lightswitch doesn’t work. Neither does this lamp…well, Mary and I are gonna go down and make out by the old summer camp lake where we’ll be safe. Why don’t the rest of you split up, so that if you have to investigate any strange sounds you can do so on an individual basis.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!! It’s almost time for a new page!
Please don’t turn the page.
Hey, what do you know? I, Lovable Furry old Morgainelf am the monster at the end of this thread. And YOU were so scared!
Oh, I’m so embarrassed…