Actually the monster is the Terrible Threadkiller. Beware, beware!
Legomancer: When come back, bring pie.
Why do I suddenly feel compelled to be the last poster here?
So this is what happens? I show up for the first time and I get eaten!
(- Hey, will you stop nibbling my toes while I give these people my last words?)
Well, seems like you wo’nt get the opportunity of sharing the wisdom stuffed in this noddle. For the brief duration of it - it’s been nice knowing you.
(- So Monstre, do I taste like raspberry?)
“Hey, what was that noise?”
I didn’t hear anything.
But don’t you find it funny the phone isn’t working anymore? And why does the dog keep barking down the basement stairs?
PS, what book are you referring to?
Nope, not gonna work…
I’ve decided that depending on who the moster is, I may just volunteer to be <ahem> eaten.
“Sssssshhhhhh, can you hear the strange chanting?”
Distant falsetto “Ia Shub Niggurath! Cthulhu ftagn! Nyarlathotep! I summon you!”
I actually still have my (now 33 year old) copy of The Monster at the End of this Book, and read it regularly to my 2 year old. She cracks up every time she turns a page. 
All together now!
(He did the Mash!)
He did the Monster Mash!
(The Monster Mash!)
It was a graveyard smash!..
I remember doing the time warp,
Dreading those moments when
the blackness would hit me,
and a voice would be calling,
“Let’s do the Time Warp Again”
T’t’t’t’t’touch me,
I want to be dirty,
F’f’f’f’f’fullfill me,
Creature of the Night
Come up to the lab,
and see what’s on the slab,
I see you tremble,
with antissi…
…pation.
But maybe the rain,
isn’t really to blaim,
So I’ll remove the cause,
but not the symptom.
Bippy (from memory so sorry 'bout inaccuracies), wearing Susspenders, stockings and a feather boa.
This made me laugh embarassingly loudly! Thanks!
Now if you’ll excuse me, “I’ll be right back.”
::heads off to have premarital sex with a big bosomed camp counselor::
Don’t go to the camp! Havn’t you heard the old legend about camp Grizzly?
:mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad: :mad:
If you folks don’t CUT THAT OUT we’re going to turn this thread right around and go back to Camp Crystal Lake!
Don’t make us go back Dr_Paprika we’ll be good. We wont go wandering off on our own, that would be dangerous.
Monstre ears perking up
Well if the monster gets to dine, how come we can’t either? Dibs on the toes!
Haha, tag, you are IT!
OOPPPPS~
You know what would calm down all this talk about Monsters (other than loveable furry old grover)?
A good game of hide and seek…