Well if the monster gets to dine, how come we can’t either? Dibs on the toes!
Why, why ohhhhhhhhhhhhh why can’t people learn to turn on the lights when they get home. Everyone knows monsters don’t eat anyone when the lights are on!
kiwi…alive cause the light is always on!
oh and the garlic round the neck keeps away monsters and love too 
/use sword
/kill monster.
Monster is dead. gained 4 exp 2 gold
lvl up 1
Hooray.
No, don’t open that door!
“crrrreeeeeeeekkkkkkk”
“What do you mean don’t open the door?”
“It’s just the cellar, nothing horrible could possibly be lurking down in the cellar”
click, click
“Strange the light switch isn’t working, I’ll have to fix it in the morning”
sound of footsteps walking down dark staicase
Don’t you worry about anything, Bippy. I got my Excalibuar with me waves Excalibuar around Excalibuar hits the wall Excaliburar breaks
Uh oh…
“What is there to worry about? Everyone knows that a dark cellar
is the safest place to go in a horror movies, don’t they?”
It’s going to be the weird faced demon-homeless guy in Mulholland Drive. I just saw that movie yesterday. REALLY weird stuff.
getting nervous
Now where is that monster? No offense Gopher but I would much prefer to be munched in one bite to being stuffed in some hole and nibbled for days unending.
“Hey ion, is that you I can hear breathing in the corner under the Cellar stairs? I knew we should have brought a flash light with us.”
Good thing I don’t do vanity searches…
And hast thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
Oh frabjous day! Calloo! Callay! Oh shite…
I’m not the monster, it’sjustme. Guys… guys…where are you guys?
I keep looking but I can’t see the monster anywhere. I think we should all check our eyes.
ah… so many great things sewn through this thread…
one of my all time fave Sesame Street Books…
Slasher Film Cliches…
and HP Lovecraft…
it’s all so good… I think I will go count to 10 down by the dock where bikini clad Jennifer appears to be conducting experiments for Miskatonic University. It’s getting dark… perhaps I can help her with her gear…
rrrrrrrRAAAARrrr <cat runs out of dark corner>
Whew! Guys, it was just the cat! There’s no monster in here!
Guys? Guys?
:eek:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!
Cougarfang keels over dead in a heart attack
[sub]I shoulda known better than to trust you guys…[/sub]
Deep into the darkness peering, long I stood there, wondering, fearing
Doubting, dreaming dreams no mortals ever dared to dream before;
But the silence was unbroken, and the stillness gave no token,
And the only word there spoken was the whispered word,
Monstre?, This I whispered, and an echo murmured back the word,
“Monstre!” Merely this, and nothing more.
(-- Modified from of course Poe’s “The Raven” )
AHA! There is not monster at the end of this thread. Only Bippy.
No, wait.
never mind.
I should have raised radishes.