Late Presidents Day Sale Bump! 50% off!!
Very late. Where’ve you been?
Bumping.
Hey, me too!
Quick-Bump McGraw, anyone?
Yeah, sure, why not?
3 bump bump bump
.1 bump
4 bump bump bump bump
1 bump
5 bump bump bump bump bump
9 bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
Is that a poetry form? Similar to:
bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump
bump bump bump bump bump
?
Nah, it’s Pi Day!
bumpity
I should have seen that.
Bumps head on wall.
This is bump haiku:
bump bump bump bump bump bump bump,
bump bump bump bump bump.
I said a bump, bump, I bumptity bump
To the bump-bump ba bump-a you don’t stop the bumpin’
It to the bang-bang boogie, say up bump the boogie
To the rhythm of the bumpity beat
No time to bump today, sorry!
This.
Been a long time bumpin’…
Eh, maybe I’ll bump tomorrow.
Too hot to bump.
TGIF bump!
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