Sure, what the hell, why not?
Can’t hurt to bump.
Naw, naw, I remember seeing pics of Octomom and her baby boulder bump.
Some things cannot be unseen.
Some threads, however, can be bumped!
Any thread in particular?
Bumps go on anyway
Do they ever!
December bump. Decembump, so to speak.
No time to bump today, sorry. Maybe tomorrow?
OK, see you then!
There was supposed to be an earth shattering kabump!
Where’s the kabump?
Kabump tomorrow. Always kabump tomorrow.
Never kabump tomorrow what you can kabump today.
Done and done - bumped and bumped.
Ah, there you are! Almost missed you.
Three months with no one following directions? I’m bumpin’ this thing!
A thread for clumsy people! Bump bump bumpity bump!
My first bump here in the New Year, incredible as it seems!
Once you bump, you can’t stump! Er, stop.
You just might be right.
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