Jack Kevorkian for White House physician.
more?
Tolkien is Kûd-dûkan forming.
“At least Hanoi Jane apologized”
“My President is Martin Sheen!”
Coulter is a C-Word
“Practice random weirdness and senseless acts of creativity!”
“Don’t blame me, I voted for Bush”
This is one I made (when I lived in Alberta, not Nunavut) to piss off PETA freaks:
“This car runs on 100% clubbed baby seals”
My BiL tried to piss off as many poeple he could in one shot:
“Nuke Gay Whales for Jesus.”
The other day, I saw the following on a pickup truck I was behind…
I (HEART) Crack Whores
“I 
One Trick Ponies”
Seen , on a front plate with a background of 2 whales, “Wave the Sails”.
Seen in a professor’s office:
" ‘The World Is Flat!’ - Class of 1491"
Shouldn’t that be "Nuke Gay Baby Whales for Jesus? 
One I used to have (even though I’m a lefty):
“Keep Honking, I’m Reloading”
and
“Driver carries less that $50 in ammunition”
And heres one I saw that I found offensive:
“Be a hero, save a whale
Save a baby, go to jail”
" If you didn’t vote for him, and I didn’t vote for him, and no one we know voted for him… How did he get to be POTUS?"
I’ll add my fathers favorite bumper sticker he wishes he had:
Jesus: The First Middle-Eastern Terrorist
“Mean people suck
Nice people swallow
Creative people gargle”
“If guns are outlawed, how will we shoot the capitalists?”
Now that one is obscure!
How about “It’s Rohirian, not Rohirric!”
I Love It!