Mornin’ all. Balconatin’ and caffinatin’ pre-dawn as the sun slowly lights the sky and the birds tell each about their hot night in the big city. I’m dressed for beaching & will launch a bit after sunrise. All else TBD in the land-o-leisure.
Waah! Major sympathy. That’s not fair, you have enough bodily annoyances already. At least this one is guaranteed short term.
That’d crack me up for sure. And congrats for a morally consistent stance. Not that we’d expect different from someone of your sterling character. Like Doggio I think I’d have been an awesome and popular teacher; the problem would have been staying employed past the first day or maybe even the first class.
Now that’s just mean! Although at least you know it’s working to provoke your immune system, so there’s that. I find Nyquil or the equivalent ideal for your situation. Sufficiently sedative without actually being a “sleeping pill”. Nice sleeps follow quickly but I don’t wake up feeling like somebody slipped me a mickey at the bar.
Payback’s a bitch, whether VBC does it or Mom does it, eh? Absent-minded cats! That is too cute.
Although I’m surprised the top of the fridge represents any sort of hiding place or obstacle to a cat. It’s warm up there and I’d expect it to be a favored napping spot. Unless you mean hiding it in the cupboard above the fridge.
Kids say (and do) the darnedest things. Damn, now I want to meet one of those kids. I’m sure there’s an app for that. 
IIRC you’re of an age that most of the more at-sea USN jobs weren’t quite open to women yet. So what boy-job did you end up with to break that mold?
And golly was the amount of deep-seated gendered thinking of the grumps painful when we were kids / young adults. There were very few topics that would really light my late first wife on fire. That was one of them. Idjits.
Enjoy the heck out of it, that’s what. For the last 10-ish years one of my sayings was “I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up. … Retired!”. I’m a rank newbie at it, but so far it feels pretty darn warm and inviting. Even if I don’t have a Tobias handy to play with.
It’s just now sunrise, so I’ll [send] and do some reading, then get underway.