My wife does not; she’s embarrassed. I wish she would, because it would be a sign that she’s completely at east in my presence and doesn’t feel like there’s any aspect of her that she has to hide.
If I were dating, I’d be so relieved to be dating someone who burped and farted in front of me; it would make me feel less self-conscious.
While this is good on a cell phone, it resonates much better in home theater surround sound.
My wife and I are more in line with the OP. First of all, I think burping is gross in any and all circumstances. I’m grossed out when I do it when I’m home alone, there’s no way I’m going to do it in front of other people.
We definitely don’t use the restroom in front of each other. A friend’s ex-boyfriend kept trying to tell her it was ok to do that. I disagreed with him vehemently.
What’s funny is, I broke out in hives and she had no problem rubbing lotion on my butt. We just had a daughter and I was right there in the delivery room helping the midwife out. That didn’t bother me at all.
But yeah, farting, pooping, peeing, burping: no-go.
Get over it, we’ve been married 20 years and have shared a bathroom for all except for 6 months. I’ve seen it all. It doesn’t make me love her any less.
My wife and I have never purposefully farted in front of each other. Been together 8 years, married for almost 6. The feeling is that it’s an extension of taking a shit, and we don’t do that in front of each other either.
Being completely comfortable and/or at ease and/or in love doesn’t mean you have to be crass in front of them. Not that there’s anything wrong with farting in front of a spouse-- my dad’s turned it into an art form. It’s just not something my wife and I are comfortable with. So OP, you’re not alone.
I only fart loudly in front of my family by accident. My wife howls with laughter but she would be terribly embarrassed if she did the same. I’m a burper, she never really indulges.
Her specialty is bombing out the bathroom and surrounding area with whatever the hell is going on in her digestive system.
Otherwise our bathroom time is private.
I’m with you. I don’t pee or poop either. It’s gross and all you people who are doing it are gross and you should be ashamed of yourselves.
We don’t do it intentionally but every once in awhile a sleepfart will invade the bedroom.
You think farting in front of a spouse is bad, an old girlfriend’s mother farted in front of me three times in a row once. She was laughing and couldn’t make it stop.
I don’t come from a farting family and I haven’t done it in front of any of my SOs. I guess if we both decided to do so it would be ok with me, just hasn’t happened, not that big of a deal.
I don’t mind farting. We’re only human.
However, I do ask for at least a modicum of consideration. Like maybe pop a couple of Beanos before you chow down on that giant plate of broccoli.
Once you are married a year or two, he wont care what you do, unless you break one of the cardinal man rules:
- Don’t talk too much.
- Whats for dinner?
- Don’t spend too much
- Yes your mother is welcome here any day in the next millennium.
We burp in front of each other without reservation, and our kids now join in. We do have to remind them not to burp at the dinner table when we’re in the company of others, though.
I fart in front of my wife whenever I feel the urge, however for some reason I often feel the urge whenever she has her head down in that vicinity for other reasons. On those occasions I manage to finish while holding it in, and after she has crawled back up next to me I’ll let it rip. She kisses me and thanks me for not doing it in her face. She rarely farts, or maybe she does it silently a lot. That’s probably the smell of roses I sometimes encounter when I walk into the room.
We poop in private, behind closed doors. That’s probably the last thing we haven’t done in front of each other in the 27 years we’ve known each other, and fifteen years of marriage. Although there was that one time that she accidentally shat on me, but I’m not supposed to mention that.
So having good manners is being uptight? Get over yourself, and learn some.
If you love him, you’ll do it.
I am unfortunately unable to formulate an adequate reply to your post, as P2P fart transmission technology has not yet reached the level of sophistication and piquancy that such a response would necessitate.
When a guy has attended the birth of his child, none of this stuff - farting, pooping, burping - is going to make any difference at all.
This.
Though we are more careful in front of the children since they are supposed to have manners…
Farting during sex, however, is forbidden. Not because we actually care (though one should never fart in the face of the one they love) but because we start laughing and it kinda ruins the mood.
I had a dad, and I’ve had two husbands (so far :D). Farting does not faze me in the least. I also have two sons. It’s practically a part of the language in our house.
It is, however, a known scientific fact that Mothers Do Not Fart. Ever. There has been once alleged incident when one son THINKS he witnessed a mother fart. He was mistaken.
Burping? Eh, who cares. Let 'em rip, I say. As for bathroom activities, jeez. Everybody does it; there’s no mystery here.
Mrs. Toofs, a graceful, elegant woman, can sneak a SBD fart that would cause concern to a gastroenterologist. The world, with only one exception, will never know of this ability. I am the one.
Doesn’t bother me a bit. Well timed farts are funny!