Bush admin NOT a failure

The BBQ Pit
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Dear Ms. Townsend:

As per the President’s direct orders, you have been given a raise in salary to $4 million per year. Granted, you may have noticed that we have not yet deposited any money in your account for several months, but just let your creditors know that you are a wealthy woman, but it just hasn’t occurred yet.

I am sure you, and your creditors, will understand this is no failure on our part and we regret your eviction and loss of medical benefits in the meantime.

Sincerely,

Human Resources
White House

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Phase42

Shouldn’t that be “differantly resultified”?

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I don’t think she has misunderstood the meaning of the word “failure”. I just think she hasn’t understood it yet.

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She’s going to have to try a* lot * harder than that if she wants that Medal of Freedom.

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[Ralphie’s nightmare]

You’ll shoot your eye out!
You’ll shoot your eye out!
You’ll shoot your eye out!

[/Ralphie’s nightmare]

-Joe

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All right, then, if it’s restin’, I’ll wake it! 'Ello, Mister Iraqi Government! I’ve got a lovely oil deal for you if you show… There, he moved!