Bush and Beer and Pussy and Moses and Nature!

[Larry_Mudd]

I’ve heard it said that “God is an iron.”

I seem to remember it had to do with him engaging in fellatio, or something.

But that can’t be right.

I recommend beet juice.

[Ryle_Dup]

@devilsknew

So does every red blooded republican go down on his wife and think of the President,

** Relationship here being that the word Bush connotates sexual meanings, as well as being the presidents name.**

trim his hedges and think of our great industrious leader,

Same idea, cutting back a bush makes one think of our president.

down a beer at the local bar and think of the Great Iraqi Slayer,

**I don’t really get this one, but I think maybe theres some kind of slang that has to do with drinking and the word “bush”.

and then listen to a sermon on Sunday and think of the burnin’ bush???

Bush’s name is the same as the burning ‘bush’ in the bible.

This guy has a monopoly on sex, liquor, nature, and the bible! WTF?!!

When thinking of a particular aspect of oral sex, you might think about George W. Bush, you may also think about him when thinking of a plant, or of a passage in the bible, or of some weird slang for beer.

Bold parts are mine

[Cat_Whisperer]

@devilsknew

Yea, I know what irony is… it is ironic that I even bother. It is ironic that people attack me with petty bullshit. The name of this messageboard is ironic but, alas, irony depends on perspective (You Dopes!: redirect!). Irony can be multidimensional. It is coincidental that “Bush” draws many meanings, the irony lies somewhere in some Republican’s subconcious.

I am glad to provide irony, so that I might become irony.
It is much better than being steely!

Wait a second - you post an OP that is just so much gibberish (yes, the things noted in the OP are all vaguely “bush”, or “busch” I guess), follow it up with more gibberish, and you blame us for not understanding you? I think we understand you just fine. Did you have a point to make?

[Miller]

@devilsknew

Yea, I know what irony is… it is ironic that I even bother. It is ironic that people attack me with petty bullshit. The name of this messageboard is ironic but, alas, irony depends on perspective (You Dopes!: redirect!). Irony can be multidimensional. It is coincidental that “Bush” draws many meanings, the irony lies somewhere in some Republican’s subconcious.

I am glad to provide irony, so that I might become irony.
It is much better than being steely!

Seems pretty clear that you don’t know what irony means. Well, you’re hardly alone in that. Here’s an example of it in action: You, devilsknew, are a coherent, insightful, and valuable member of the boards, and your every post is a testament to your towering intellect and mastery of logic and rhetoric.

See? Irony. It’s that simple.

[Legolamb]

@Ryle Dup

I don’t really get this one, but I think maybe theres some kind of slang that has to do with drinking and the word “bush”.

My guess is Anheuser-Busch. Although personally I wouldn’t call what they make “beer”…