Bush Contracts Madonna to Tear Down Iraqi Prison

. . . According to the cover of today’s Daily News, it appears (see upper left-hand corner, but only today). The headline TEAR DOWN THAT PRISON, accompanied by a photo of an arm-pumping Madonna, with the caption, No Sweat—Why Madonna Scrapped Plans to Visit Israel.

Well, if anyone could tear down Abu Ghraib prison with her bare hands, I guess it’s Madonna; she is a very determined young lady.