But, what, um, huh? (No coffee yet)

Hey. What? You want something? Go to breakfast? You want IHOP with me and Mr. S? I can’t say because no coffee yet. Why you call me for breakfast with no coffee yet? Make sense. Huh?

Here, talk to Mr. S. You have children. You wake sooner. I have no coffee yet and do not. It is cold in here.

And you asked me to go in the form of a parable? Oh, the evilness. I do not understand such things pre-coffee.

Oddly enough, I’m reading this before my first cup of coffee.

I don’t understand…

[Homer Simpson]Wha…kids on fire? house run away?..zzz…[/Homer Simpson]

What do you want?! Is that it??? Why are you bothering me when I already gave you a response?! Don’t you check your messages?