Ok, here’s the whole silly story. I’m not sick, I’m not trying to get out of anything, I just don’t feel I should waste an hour in the middle of the day.
The company I work for has a seldom enforced policy of hour long lunches for shifts of 8 hours. For at least the past two years, I’ve taken 30 minute lunches, against policy, but with the blessing of my direct supervisor. (his words were something along the line of, do whatever, just don’t tell anybody) Great, I can pause long enough to grab a snack, and get back to work while I still have some momentum. (effective, productive employees, who wants that?)
Enter a new middle manager, who has nothing better to do than be a jerk.
I’m pulled away from my work station, and informed that I’m facing disciplinary action (violating my Weingarten rights, but that’s a whole other deal) for taking 30 minute lunches. I explain the agreement I had with management previously, and am told that the only way I can continue with the 30 minute lunches, is to obtain a doctor’s note. Ok, so I make a phone call, see the dr. the next day, presto, I now posess written orders from a licensed medical proffesional.
Not good enough. Said middle manager takes issue with the wording. I have letter rewritten minus **two ** problem words (during my lunch break). Letter accepted.
Few days later, I’m told that the head of human relations is reviewing my letter, and that I need to take hour long lunches until he makes a decision. Whatever.
A month later, I ask my boss what the outcome is, and he says he’ll check on it.
A week later, I just start taking 30 minute lunch breaks again, obviously it’s not an issue anymore, right?.
Couple days of that, and I’m told that “Joe Blow” in HR says no. I ask for a reason, I get none. I ask under who’s authority? I get no answer. I ask for written documentation of said decision, and I’m told, “I don’t know if he’ll do that.”
So now I’m researching the law with the extra hour each day. 