Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I predict that Trump will find every excuse to call out Macy’s for not loving Christmas hard enough, no matter what they say or do. And he’ll tell people to boycott them. And he’ll find a way to wrap the whole thing in the American flag, with a touch of Jesus. This is because Donald Trump is a mean grudge-holding asshole with a bug up his ass about Macy’s. Because they stopped selling his tacky overpriced clothes.

Kind of the same tactic he used when he got his supporters riled up against the NFL. Because he hates the NFL -because he tried to fight them and ended up putting his little third rate ball club out of business.

It all about his grudges.

Based on his Amazon store, a lot of his clothes are cheap as hell.

Except the ties which cost more that the suits and most of which come in extra long(no surprise).

I don’t want to give Okra money, but I will pledge $25 to a charity we all pick to be donated when articles of impeachment are passed against him in the House, $50 when he’s on trial in the Senate, and $100 if he ever gets brought up on criminal charges.

I’m game.

Reminded me of this movie line by Al Pacino: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9khtqbZRymU

Trump accuses the FBI of conspiring against him.
“Workers of firm involved with the discredited and Fake Dossier take the 5th. Who paid for it, Russia, the FBI or the Dems (or all)?”

I wonder if there will be tweets this morning about Paul Ryan’s jokes at the Al Smith dinner. We all know how much Trump loves people making fun of him!

You see? It’s not Trump’s fault that he’s a sociopath incapable of displaying any sort of empathy towards the family of a dead soldier. It’s the Congresswoman’s fault for being in the same room while he said those things on speakerphone, and the family’s fault for corroborating her account, and the media’s fault for telling everyone about it! Doesn’t everyone realize that Trump is the real war casualty here?

Exactly. It’s not too different from the reaction to all those leaks coming from the White House about it being so dysfunctional a while back; the problem isn’t that the Trump Administration is basically the Three Stooges writ large, the problem is that we know about it. Similarly, the problem here isn’t that Trump is a clod, it’s that Congresswoman Wilson, and now everybody else, knows about it.

Trump’s ego is a fragile, delicate thing. Like a butterfly’s wing, picked out in clutched pearls.

Wouldn’t it be great if the twerp in the White House saw this political cartoon about his stupid comment?

You drive a hard bargain. Done!

General Kelly’s remarks yesterday and this recording released today definitely make Trump look better than the TDS-addled detractors :slight_smile: Keep hating - it just backfires on you.

Nifty! :slight_smile:

Just proves that Trump was deliberately being an ass to Mrs. Johnson.

Wrong widow, jackass.

Not only that, he thinks his quote is a good defense of Trump.

You are a fucking imbecile, Okrahoma.

Trump: “I am so sorry to hear about the whole situation. What a horrible thing, except that he’s an unbelievable hero,”

Trump: “If you’re around Washington, you come over and see me in the Oval Office,” he said. “You just come over and see me because you are just the kind of family … this is what we want.”

Trump: *“Say hello to your children, and tell them your father he was a great hero that I respected,” Trump said. “Just tell them I said your father was a great hero.”
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Presiden Fucking Moron can’t string words together to express a coherent thought and you’re impressed?

Did I mention you’re a fucking imbecile?

Does a grieving child give two fucks what Trump thinks?

By now no one should be surprised that Okrahoma will tell lies, deliberately mislead or obfuscate and/or attempt to distract with irrelevant and often false information; it’s been part of his schtick since he got here.

There’s a songabout that:

“I am so sorry to hear about the whole situation.” Nice. Does he understand “the whole situation”? Doe he understand that he is now responsible for the whole situation?

As the leader of the Party of Lincoln[sup]TM[/sup], I would have expected something more along the lines of, “I pray that our Heavenly Father may assuage the anguish of your bereavement, and leave you only the cherished memory of the loved and lost, and the solemn pride that must be yours to have laid so costly a sacrifice upon the altar of this whole situation.”