You could have him stand by with a camera and recorder.
Says the troll still hanging around a message board that, in his own words, is circling the drain.
Hey, C’hump, go flush yourself!
He hangs around because people keep replying to him! :smack:
But it’s so bizarre to watch! We can literally point and laugh at the stupid fucker, and he somehow paints that as us crying and whining! It’s like performance art of delusional stupidity, except he’s literally in that much denial.
In the average circus you have to pay to see the freakshow. Clothybaby dances for us for free.
Now I’m picturing C’hump in a green windbreaker, a painter’s cap, bell-bottomed pants, and sneakers.
It’s not the least bit bizarre at all. What’s bizarre is to see y’all poking the bear and getting the same reaction time after time, post after post, page after page, contributing to ignorance rather than fighting it. It’s like you’re striking matches, giggling with glee when they, predictably, burst into flame, and then claim you’re doing something clever. Interacting with trolls is achingly predictable (sadly, on both sides :rolleyes:). It would be genuinely clever to ignore the trolls.
I hate circuses.
One argument is that there may be new posters or lurkers who haven’t been introduced to Clothahump and don’t know what a feckless clod he is, so the troll-poking performs a kind of service, or warning system. I find this uncompelling, though, being that every post he bangs out with his hairy elbows is saturated with ignorance that’s impossible to miss, and thus he doesn’t need to be framed or delineated any more than you’d need a dog turd explained if you encountered one steaming on the sidewalk.
No, you’re not, because he’s not damaging America or its standing in the world.
You’re just whining because he’s the Prez and Hillary isn’t.
And yet you read them… And for the record, I am not a troll. Never have been. Got accused of trolling and caught a suspension for it, but it was unjustified. But what the heck, that’s just the way things are on the Derp these days.
Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me ofthis cartoon. I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right.
How about taking your schtick to the “Butt-Hurt Clothahump Takes to the SDMB Again” thread?
This one’s about Doddering Donald, in case you are unclear on that point.
Are you on crack? On a daily basis, practically, Trump is lowering America’s standing. Also, his entire platform is damaging society, notably his unconstitutional acts are causing more division.
That’s really your whole spiel, isnt it? “Trump is better than Hillary.” Well, explain how he’s better. Trump’s racism and religious bigotry, his failures as a businessman, his obvious incredible ignorance, his childishness, his vicious attacks on a Gold Star family, and his complete incompetence for the office of president are all great reasons for him to not be president.
But, hey, at least Ms. Clinton isn’t president, right? That’s all you care about.
Should be families, plural. For example with Sgt Johnson’s widow, instead of an apology, he decided to double down and imply that she was lying. Despite there being other people in the car who confirm what she said. And the other people on Trump’s end of the line who don’t deny any part of her account.
I LOL’d
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Deliberately eliciting reactions, especially negative reactions, is trolling no matter what the voices in your head tell you, Tricky Dick. So far you’ve manged to pretty much confine your trolling to the one forum where some trolling is allowed.
BTW: get flushed.
Trump tweeted out his condolences for the victims of the shooting in Sutherland Springs, Texas. TODAY. I guess he doesn’t even acknowledge that the state of California exists, even though Tehama County is Trump Country.
He’s been overseas. I’m pretty sure they don’t get Fox News in Asia, so he hasn’t been getting his daily briefing. 
I think it was a tweet that he tried and failed to send while on his trip. Most of his tweets during his trip haven’t been from his phone, but this one was.