Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

[Smapti]

@Loser Donald

While in the Philippines I was forced to watch @CNN, which I have not done in months, and again realized how bad, and FAKE, it is. Loser!

Oh, you were forced to watch CNN? What’s the matter - they don’t show Fox Propaganda in Manila and you don’t know how to get your rocks off in the morning without watching TV to see if your face is on it?

It’s all OK now, snowflake. You’re back in your big fancy house now, in the same bed OBAMA the unashamedly open Negro slept in - hope that doesn’t trigger you, precious, here’s your big fancy participation trophy for going to Asia like a big boy - and you can sleep like a baby in the comfort of your support circle who will sing you to sleep with tales of how great you are and how everyone talking about how unpresidently corrupt and incompetent your administration is are just jealous of you.

[VinylTurnip]

@Clothahump

Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me ofthis cartoon. I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right.

Ask one of your dojang tykes to turn off the screen orientation lock on your phone.

[iiandyiiii]

@Clothahump

And yet you read them… And for the record, I am not a troll. Never have been. Got accused of trolling and caught a suspension for it, but it was unjustified. But what the heck, that’s just the way things are on the Derp these days.

You admitted to posting something you didn’t believe just to piss people off. That’s pretty much the definition of trolling.

[Steve_MB]

@Clothahump

Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me ofthis cartoon. I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right.

You need to have somebody diagnose the problem that is causing your monitor to show a mirror image of the input.

[Steve_MB]

@Smapti

It’s all OK now, snowflake. You’re back in your big fancy house now, in the same bed OBAMA the unashamedly open Negro slept in

Ruh roh. Now he’s gonna get all pissy…

[running_coach]

@Steve_MB

You need to have somebody diagnose the problem that is causing your monitor to show a mirror image of the input.

I’m amused that he admits he’s on the left.

[Maus_Magill]

@Steve_MB

Ruh roh. Now he’s gonna get all pissy…

Finally!

Someone joins elucidator on The List.

[QuickSilver]

@Clothahump

And yet you read them… And for the record, I am not a troll. Never have been. Got accused of trolling and caught a suspension for it, but it was unjustified. But what the heck, that’s just the way things are on the Derp these days.

You should flounce.

But you won’t.

Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse.

[Knowed_Out]

I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff

[running_coach]

@Knowed_Out

I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff

No reason you can’t share with the rest of us. Who cares if he’s triggered?

[running_coach]

@QuickSilver

You should flounce.

But you won’t.

Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse.

Good thing we enjoy dishing it out.

[QuickSilver]

@running_coach

Good thing we enjoy dishing it out.

Win-win.

[D_Odds]

@Knowed_Out

I’d join the pile-on but Clothatroll put me on ignore. /sniff

I wish ‘ignore’ would hide even the quotes of its posts.

[ThelmaLou]

@QuickSilver

Win-win.

No, loser-loser.

@D_Odds

I wish ‘ignore’ would hide even the quotes of its posts.

You have permission not to read them on your own. :dubious:

[kaylasdad99]

@Clothahump

Ya know, VT, I read things like this and it reminds me ofthis cartoon. I’m the one on the left, by the way, and the vast majority of boneheads like you are represented by the guy on the right.

Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of Gerstmann Syndrome. Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste.

[kaylasdad99]

@kaylasdad99

Dude. Left-right disorientation is one of the primary symptoms of Gerstmann Syndrome. Get yourself to a neurologist posthaste.

Sorry.

“Posthaste” means “as soon as you can.”

[JohnT]

Every time I see the thread title I hear Kanye singing

I’m so appalled, Spaulding ball
Butthurt Trump takin’ Twitter from y’all

[Skywatcher]

@QuickSilver

You should flounce.

But you won’t.

Because you’re a masochist and you enjoy the abuse.

Something’s coming … I sense … denials that don’t really deny anything.

[kaylasdad99]

@Skywatcher

Something’s coming … I sense … denials that don’t really deny anything.

Why would you sense that?

I sense that what’s coming is “No U.”

It does represent the approximate upper limit of his ability to engage.

[YamatoTwinkie]

@Clothahump

No, you’re not, because he’s not damaging America or its standing in the world.

What metric are you using to evaluate America’s standing in the world?

Per the Pew Research Center, Out of 37 countries with data available, only 2 (Israel and Russia) appear to not have it’s opinion of America damaged since Trump took office. 29/37 have significant (>20%) shifts, including key US allies such as:

Germany (-75%)
South Korea (-71%)
France (-70%)
Canada (-61%)
UK (-57%)
Australia (-55%)
Japan (-54%)