Apparently we should thank Mr. Trump for all our our planes remaining in the sky last year for all of the things he did to make commercial aviation safer. Granted, no one can point to a single thing that Mr. Trump did in this arena, but we should thank him nonetheless.
"Since taking office I have been very strict on Commercial Aviation. Good news - it was just reported that there were Zero deaths in 2017, the best and safest year on record!”
Tradition. Who wants to be the first conservative to forgo swearing on the Bible? What liberal wants to give the right wing easy ammunition by swearing on something else?
Whatever do you mean by that crack? I honestly did NOT know there was an alternative to swearing your oath of office on a Bible. Seriously. I just wasn’t thinking about Muslims, Jews, whatever when I typed that last post. I was thinking more along the lines of atheists hiding their atheism to get elected.
Well, Hustler is a holey book.
Then why aren’t they swearing it on a hundred dollar bill?
They kept stealing the bill.
A single hundred dollar bill would just be insulting. They are not cheap whores!
Sweet merciful crap. At this point it wouldn’t surprise me if he whips out his dong during the State of the Union and challenges Kim to a literal pissing contest.
Sundowning is a thing, isn’t it, in dementia sufferers?
It’ll be interesting to see the results of his upcoming medical exam - assuming they are released.
Something will be released, but it certainly won’t be the genuine results of any legitimate physical exam. I predict Dr. Feelgood will just publish that same letter from a year ago.
On the encouraging side, Rear Admiral Ronny Jackson doesn’t look like a stooge. I suspect that there will be attempts to hide a bad result*, but I think it’s unlikely that he’ll be an active part of it.
That said, I suspect it’ll take an FOIA request to get the results, assuming they’re bad. And given Trump’s physical condition and lifestyle, I don’t see how they can be good.
*IIRC, Alzheimer’s has definite physical clues, for instance.
Do you think thump might fire Ronny (as the Presidential doc) before he can do the physical? That seems likely to me. I can’t imagine thump allowing a real doctor who went to medical school and graduated and everything to perform an honest-to-God physical examination on him. And release the results either to the public or to anyone who might leak them to the public. Thump will dodge this the way he has dodged every other thing, and no one will do anything about it. He just won’t do it. Period. No one can make him. No one can make him do anything he doesn’t want to.
But he’s an Obama holdover…ie a member of the Deep State. Automatically suspect.
All his tests will be positive. The biggest positives ever! No President has had so many positive medical tests in his first year!
I think it’s cool that whether North Koreans are incinerated in a radioactive hellstorm is up to a gameshow host with penis anxiety. Very normal country.
Weak attempt at humor - my apologies.
That’s been floating around the interweb for a while now. I love comparing the “am I really hearing this?” expression on Tappers’s face while he’s hearing out Crockett out to the slack-jawed, deer in the headlights on Crockett’s when he informed the bai-bul is not required.