Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

I just learned that Trump has a bigger button then Kim. That’s comforting to know!

That’s why Trump’s buttons are so easy to push!

I saw that on air when it happened. I thought at first that the video feed had frozen. Didn’t notice the clock was still running.

I thought Mark Kelly’s twitter response was awesome.

Also from Kelly on twitter, in response to Trump’s tweet about how he had been so strict on the airlines in 2017 that there were no airline deaths for the year:

I think Kelly really should install a button on Trump’s desk. Big and red, with a sign that says “LAUNCH N KOREA NUKES. DON’T PRESS UNLESS YOU REALLY MEAN IT.”

But all it would do if pressed is flash a light in Kelly’s office, letting him know that it’s time to get a net and a tranquilizer gun, and invoke the 25th Amendment.

Gallows humor, but that’s one of the funniest things I’ve read in months. Ya got me laughing over here!

A cartoon solution for a cartoon president. Perfect. :smiley:

I’ll bet Trump would press it just to see if it works.

If you call it a button, how big can it be?

If it’s belly-buttons he’s talking about, his is probably the size of trumpet bell.

It need to be to accommodate his tiny little girl hands.

And we’re off…

To paraphrase Josh Lyman, it’s the “like” that really sells it.

Doesn’t everybody that gets elected president get elected on their ‘first try’? how many got elected on the ‘second’ try?

I thought his “first try” was in 2000.

Presumably he is talking about getting elected the first time after running, unlike Hillary who ran also in 2008, 2016 and still didn’t win. Of course this claim has as much truth as any of his other claims.

Nixon comes to mind. Failed in 1960, succeeded in 1968.

“I can handle things. I’m smart! Not like everybody says, like dumb. I’m smart and I want respect!”
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No, it was 1988. Then 2000. And 2004 and 2012. Before he was elected in 2016 on his “first try”.

Who’s going to be the one to tell him that Obama DID WIN on his first try?

The Twitterverse is having fun with “very stable genius”.

My own modest efforts:

I am the very model of a very stable genius
My giant hands display the massive grandeur of my penius
I know the best on everything, know better than the “expert” folk
The whole world stands in awe of me! My giant button – not a joke!

and:

I am the very model of a very stable genius
I neither know nor care about the meaning of “abstemious”
I wallow in the viciousness and love of my deplorables
And wrecking our democracy I find to be adorable