Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Bleeding Og, man, are you operating on the assumption that I am* defending* him? You’re welcome to it, if that’s what floats your boat, but…wow!

Aaaaand you were right.

3:27 am, and the Trumpster Fire was skulking about, and managed to get his hands on his cell phone.

I for one, hope that he spends all of his hours sitting in his bathrobe and slippers responding to various “insults” that celebrities say about him. Keep up the good work, I say to Streep and others. It keeps the man-child busy with inconsequential ego wars and away from actual governing and policy.

The fact that Trump felt compelled to respond to Streep shows that the guy never got out of the 5th grade emotionally.

Trump is getting more and more immature by the day. Now he is tweeting about how all the Washington stores are sold out of gown for the inauguration. This is of course patently false. I was in a DC mall the other day and they had tons of dresses. In fact, I was wondering why so many dresses out just for New Year’s when I realized that it was also for the inauguration. Niemann-Marcus reportedly has thousands of dresses in stock. He just can’t bear the fact that people don’t want to go to his party. Oh, I’m sure that there will be a good turnout, but unless it is THE BIGGEST INAUGURATION EVER, Trump will throw a temper tantrum. It’s starting to go beyond amusing to me at this point.

Oh, it will be. And if anyone dares report otherwise:

3:23 am “Unfair media lying about how Great and Huge Inauguration was. Sad!”

Do you ever get the feeling he’s been narrating his life to himself and he finally has an audience?

DJT, at home.

You are overestimating his emotional age by at least four years.

Stranger

Well, plus assuming he got through 5th grade. The evidence is ambiguous.

Evidence is still a thing? I’m sure that’ll be the next thing to go.

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He most certainly did! Toughest three years of his life!

He’d still be there if the teacher hadn’t wanted a speedboat.

North Korea is threatening to launch nukes at America, but Trump is too busy whining about “overrated” Meryl Streep to notice. What a fuckwad!

Focus on what’s important! Stupid media. Golden Globes so overated! Sad!

His latest tirades are about Hilary again, along with other things I’m not quite sure of. His criticism of the intelligence agencies does not bode well.

Dude. You won. Get over it.

We have.

Has he tweeted about the latest episode of Black-ish yet? Very anti-Trump.

He carped about the name of the show (everybody would get mad if the show was called White-ish) but I doubt he actually watches it.

No mention yet of trump slamming civil rights icon John Lewis as “all talk no action” the weekend before mlk day?

Perhaps we’ve been finally struck speechless by this latest display of Trumpian chutzpah. MLK weekend is simply not the time to go after the most revered civil rights legend who is still living, especially with an attack that doesn’t make any sense.

Of all the people in congress, John Lewis is the one least deserving of the “all talk, no action” jab. And only a racist would assume Lewis’s congressional district is especially “crime-infested” or “falling apart”. Some of the poshest zip codes in metro Atlanta are in his district.

From the Atlanta Journal and Constitution:

Your average southern congressman would kill to have a district like Lewis’s.

It is heartening to see GOPers like Ben Sasse defending Lewis, even if it does seem a bit two-faced.

Perhaps Trump v. Lewis will be what finally unifies us. Seems to me that even the most racist Republican has to be cringing hard right now.

So, he got his skull cracked for voting rights? Big deal, if he didn’t get paid for it, he was a chump! Don’t you people have any values?