Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

My guess: a Latin American Miss Universe contestant once laughed at his micropenis.

Once?

My guess is that this also has something to do with his Mexico problem.

He’s a racist piece of shit and so are his supporters. No other reason needed.

Not to mention Vicente Fox.

They probably do, but according to at least ONE professor, Trump was the stupidest son of a bitch he ever tried to teach.

I will join my friends in the Libtard Liberation Front, and defend our local Starbucks to the last drop of cappuccino against the hated Red Hat invaders. Womp Womp.

My spies are everywhere muah ha ha haaaaaa

It wasn’t so funny in the original German.

So, MS13

Deals drugs
Commit crimes
While working FT jobs
… which earn benefits.

  1. Must be one helluva LinkedIn profile
  2. Uh… is MS13 hiring?

Trump calls on Twitter to ban the New York Times and Washington Post for tweeting fake news.

I wasn’t aware that they were tweeting items about him being effective and honest.

Geez Louise. :rolleyes:

If the man actually DOES go off the deep end, will we even be able to tell?

Here’s one with all his greatest hits in one tweet:

Hey! How did he leave Obama out of that one??

It’s right at the 280-character limit. Poor Obama, apparently, has been demoted in the list of Trump Bugaboos. (George Soros never even had a chance.)

The fact that you even have to ask the question reveals how far we’ve gone to normalize the shit-show we’ve already endured.

Unfit. Incompetent.

Trump went off the deep end years ago. Drowned, and became brain dead. No one noticed any difference.

Sadly, you are absolutely right.

Actually, I remember some articles that came out last year where people noted the deterioration of his vocabulary, sentence structure, etc., as compared with his speech in years past. Here’s an excerpt from one in May 2017: (My bold.)

Heck ThelmaLou, that Trump… verbal maze, is nothing compared to this…this… Oh hell, I don’t know. Somebody let a heard of cats lose in a yarn store.

If someone spoke like that at where I work, we would probably call 911.