He didn’t write shit. He hired an ghost writer and then didn’t pay him.
Alex Jones is here in Los Angeles, isn’t he?
If he gets a war going, I’ll be looking for him FIRST.
This is why we need a LIKE button.
“I was gravely memed … womp womp” 
The Alex Jones Prison Planet - Super Heavy Galactic Stuff*
*The Alex Jones Prison Planet is a tech death metal band that uses samples from Alex Jones’ Info Wars radio and TV shows as lyrics. The whole thing comes across like an updated version of Bongwater or Butthole Surfers or King Missile: absolutely insane stream of consciousness lyrics delivered with total sincerity over a musical background that is best described as scripted chaos. I spent $1 on each of their releases and I’m very happy with my purchase.
I don’t understand this one: The OPEC Monopoly must remember that gas prices are up & they are doing little to help
Why would OPEC care if gas prices are up in the US?
Because gas prices were low during the Obama years and now that we are in the Shit Gibbon years they are going up and why aren’t you just trying to Make America Great Again? What don’t you understand? 
I don’t know what he’s going on about either. They don’t teach how markets work at Wharton?
He didn’t listen when his substitute student tried to explain it to him.
Maybe the guy he paid to sit in for him in class was sick that day…
ETA: Dammit, running coach, don’t you have some runners you’re supposed to be coaching right now?
Hey, now that it’s getting on towards dusk, there are flashes of light and explosions going off all over the place. Is the civil war on, then?
Austin.
AJ’s been on vacation in LA recently, though.
In his mind, the way markets work is “Everyone loves Donald Trump’s and will do anything he says to please him, and if they don’t it’s because they’re haters and losers who are jealous of how rich and smart he is”.
Tweety Amin in 2012:
We need to end this affirmative action for incompetent, silver-spoon raised kleptocrats. Everything the previous president said or did mattered. A lot. This one? A free pass on everything.
Old Man Trump just told immigrants to get off of his lawn.
Only country that communicates in sentence fragments! Off lawn! MAGA!
It really makes you wonder why his hatred is so fixated on people from Latin America. It wouldn’t surprise me at all if it’s finally revealed that Melania had an affair with a Latino. Personal spite seems to be Cheeto’s primary motivator after greed.
Has Trump ever mentioned the more than 1 million Asians and 600,000 Europeans who are in the country illegally? It’s always Mexicans, Mexicans, Mexicans. Or MS-13, MS-13, MS-13. I suppose the fact that he’s a racist scumbag might be the only reason.
Bullies look for people they think they can victimize. Migrants are vulnerable, and he knows his base is anti-immigrant, so he has supporters to feed his ego.
Only Country that does what? 
Man, we used to make fun of our Presidents who didn’t speak a second language; could you guys next time try to pick one who speakee English?..
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… maybe that’s his problem. Most Latino immigrants speak better English after a year or two.