Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Email it to some kindred spirits. That’s what I did.

Always trust the dog. They’re instant and completely accurate judges of character.

Although past experience may bias their judgment. To wit: The dogs of a Facebook friend’s now-SO reacted to him at first meeting with fear and suspicion. He said something kind and innocuous, like “Hello, good doggie,” and the most high-strung of them (who adores him now) collapsed into crying with relief and gratitude. Seems the ex-husband of the woman had been a cold-hearted asshole who made the wife and her dogs’ lives miserable, and the dogs had never had a kind word from a man, so they viewed him with extreme suspicion until he proved his bona fides.*

*I actually typed “bona fidos” and thought about leaving it.

Anyone know what any of this means?

The Boston Globe coordinated over 300 news publications to write editorials critical of Trump’s attacks on the press and in favor of the free press in general. So that’s what he’s getting at by accusing them of being in COLLUSION, I think. As to what all those numbers mean or what they’re supposed to PROVE, can’t help you out there.

Looks like the Liar In Chief is at it again.

Not mentioned by the LIC is that this happened in 2013.

So a coordinated conspiracy in support of the First Amendment? How nefarious. :rolleyes:

hmm,
Turkey has taken advantage of the United States for many years. They are now holding our wonderful Christian Pastor, who I must now ask to represent our Country as a great patriot hostage. We will pay nothing for the release of an innocent man, but we are cutting back on Turkey!
this one is oddly almost parsable.

I thought he liked guys that weren’t captured?? Oh yeah, that’s right, he just says whatever it is that suits his goal for that particular minute, even if it utterly contradicts something else his buffoon ass said. Nevermind.

Someone should explain to whomever wrote that tweet (which indeed, is parsable enough it probably wasn’t Cheeto) that royal plurals carry caps. It should be “Our wonderful Christian Pastor”.

Is he confused about Turkey the country and turkey the sandwich meat? How do you cut back on a country?

Yeah, forget about finding the tape where he uses “the n word”, I want the Joint Chiefs meeting where, three minutes in, he tosses down his fidget spinner and says, “Man, all this talk about Turkey, somebody run out and get me a Rachelle”.

Well, “Collusion” is a crime that is sick and bad, right? That’s what all the haters and losers are saying - Trump is guilty of COLLUSION. So if the Fake News are the ones who are really doing the Collusion in the First Degree, then surely they must be the Enemies of the People, right?

Aw, Trumpy is Grumpy about not getting his shiny parade:

How much does a F-52 cost?

So he will instead attenf the events that were already programmed and where the POTUS was already invited.

…and is he insinuating a removal of the DC municipal government for mext year?

A little follow-up:

WTG, Muriel! BTW, if you have a security clearance, you can kiss it goodbye.

I’m sure readers will be shocked, shocked to discover that Mr. Trump seems to have his facts wrong. The CNBC article quoted below gives no indication that the Washington municipal government had anything whatsoever to do with the high cost of Trump’s stupid parade:

(my bolding)

Who wouldn’t want to be asked to represent Trump’s America as a great patriot hostage. What an honor!

None of this matters. Someone planted the idea in Trump’s “mind,” and he ran with it, because he (and his followers) equate “Washington municipal government” with “black people,” and therefore “people I can scapegoat.”