Butt-Hurt Trump Takes to Twitter Again (Part 1)

Somebody should tell him that the Washington municipal government is controlled by Congress. They get final say in what goes on.

I’m sure that butterball lobbyists are in panic mode right now.

Typical Trump. Make a boneheaded proposal and then try to take credit for the wisdom of canceling it.

I thought he would prefer Christian Pastors who don’t get captured.

I, for one, am missing the opportunity to witness a million man march to DC to sit/stand/lie in the path of that shitshow planned to coronate King Orange the First.

Brutal.

How about a Million-Man (And Woman) March of people carrying Trump-Baby balloons down Pennsylvania Avenue, on a day Trump has to be there? No need to do it as counter-programming to Trump’s now-cancelled ego-parade.

Man, that would be sweet. The entire world would enjoy it!*

*(With the exception, possibly, of many in Russia, Saudi Arabia, and Israel–modern life’s strangest bedfellows.)

A flurry of new pronouncements from the throne:

“From the throne” is right, considering what he’s doing when he writes his tweets.

Three comments:

  1. Interesting choice of words, calling John Dean a “RAT”. Although a little hard to parse (is Trump saying the NYT considered Dean a rat? That can’t be right), it sounds like Trump believes that revealing Nixon’s involvement in the Watergate scandal was a bigger crime than the scandal itself.

  2. Members of the media called you up to “complain and apologize”? Yeah, right, maybe your good buddy Hannity. Anyone else?

  3. You’re trying to claim that Mueller is the reincarnation of Joe McCarthy? Are you fucking kidding me?

In the mob, being a rat is the worst possible crime, and law enforcement is the enemy.

I think this has been a talking point for quite some time, since both involve Russia and both were called out as witch hunts. Of course there is a nothing similar about investigating actual documented foreign influence of elections, vs destroying ordinary peoples lives based on their belonging to the wrong political party 30 years ago.

So who’s the “disgusting” new Times board member?

Start here: https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=859892

Sarah Jeong, presumably.

My bold.

I ALLOWED him to testify? And how would you have prevented him from testifying? A walk on the Potomac in covfefe overshoes?

And, according to this late-breaking story, President Stable Genius’ legal team apparently never bothered to find out just what McGahn actually said during his testimony…

In the mob, being a rat is the worst possible crime because everyone knows and acknowledges that what they are engaged in is against the law.

How could McGahn have something to “RAT” out if everything going on in the Trump White House has been lawful?

Big words. Too many of them. Reading is hard.

iDJiT equating Muller with McCarthy is rich since he’s the one who is one degree of separation from Tail Gunner Joe.