Yes, but he was tweeting about baseball.
… tooo quiet …
Really? I hope I’m being whooshed.
Not exactly. Gyrate and I are being facetious.
But you will find that so-called thought process from a ‘respectable’ source before the end of the day.
it’s already making the meme rounds on FB - one I saw “why is it only liberals/democrats wait 40 years to report these things” (or something to that affect).
I play the straight man in all my interactions. 
To be honest, a more accurate description would be “hedging my bets”. Sarcasm covers all the bases.
Trump today tweeted out a video thanking first responders and emergency services workers who have been helping people during Hurricane Florence. During his little speech, he delivered this gem:
In other news, the shower I took this morning was, from the standpoint of water, one of the wettest I’ve ever had.
What’s perhaps most amazing about this is that the video was clearly pre-recorded, and no-one thought to suggest that maybe they could do a second take in which water as a condition of wetness was taken for granted.
Well it’s true, isn’t it? This is absolutely one of the [5,000] wettest hurricanes on record.
Incoming forms for Spanish army recruits used to have a question:
valor?
to which the standard answer was
assumed.
All this time I thought wetness in water was assumed, like valor in soldiers. Guess it’s not!
Trump is used to pissing on our heads and telling us it’s raining, so maybe that’s why he felt the qualification was needed. Trump’s been one of the wettest hurricanes on record from the standpoint of piss.
How long before there is a Hurricane Donald?
Never, unless the name is added to the rotation. Don is one of the current ‘D’ storm names, but it’s not due to be used again until 2023, since it was used last year (6 year rotation).
I suppose somebody could lobby to add Donald to the list, but that sick prevert would probably get a kick out of having something so powerful named for him.
Well, he is a blowhard.
But what about all those hurricanes that were wet from a perspective other than water? Those might have been even wetter!
Nah, you have it wrong. For example, from the standpoint of abyssal fish this hurricane is all too bubbly and oxygeny and shit.
***He’s ba-a-a-a-ck! ***From the standpoint of Twitter, that is.
And on video! For god only knows what reason, he apparently thinks the world wants to see and hear him speak the nuggets of wisdom that were previously entrusted to writing. I guess it masks his spelling errors…but he doesn’t sound any less stupid.
What I meant was that clownfacevonfuckstick hates America and that polls suggest that America, in general, mostly hates fuckstickvonclownface, so the feeling is mutual. But, yes, the polls also reveal about how many America-hating vonfuckstick-supporters there are. Disturbingly, 538’s aggregate report currently shows 5.1% indifference, which I tend to count among the America-hating fuckedsticks.