Damn. He got one right. He is a total con. Nice of him to admit it in writing, though.
I’ve forgetten: Did he pay to have sex with “horseface” or just pay her to not talk about his mushroom penis?
Which is worse: Being a “horseface” or a “horse’s ass?” Guess which describes Mushroom Dick?
So, you are saying for their Halloween date they can go as a complete horse?
Yes!!!
On CNN today, the talking heads were working on the supposition that Trump does this kind of stuff to distract us: don’t talk about Saudi Arabia, let’s talk about some silly sex scandal.
I think it’s just the opposite: he’s doing it to distract himself. Working on foreign policy and economic policy is hard and boring. Getting in Twitter feuds is fun, and what he’s good at. So this is what he’s doodling when he should be doing his homework.
In a way, it’s both: to distract himself as well as (unintentionally?) distract the MAGAts who follow him.
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always fun -
Caligula’s one.
It could had been a better politician than many Republicans nowadays…*
- And as this is the SD, it has to be pointed out that Incitatus, Caligula’s horse, was not ever appointed to the Roman senate or to a position in the Roman government.
Quote:
I hope his fans are paying attention here because the folks arrested for fraud in the last election were Republicans.
BEEP! (My bold)
Sorry, that is another invalidating combination of words, i.e., “his fans” and “paying attention.” The word “hope” in there was kind of sweet and sad.
Sadly, it looks like Mexico’s Police and Military are unable to stop the Caravan heading to the Southern Border of the United States. Criminals and unknown Middle Easterners are mixed in. I have alerted Border Patrol and Military that this is a National Emergy. Must change laws!
Bolding mine - that tweet has been up two hours. You know it’s a National Emergy when unknown terrorists and other bogey men are headed our way! Cue the Jaws music! Duh dunt…duh dunt…
From the Gaslighter in Chief:
Republicans will totally protect people with Pre-Existing Conditions, Democrats will not! Vote Republican.
Who is stupid enough to believe that crap? Oh yeah, Trump supporters. Dumbshits.
Not even Scaramucci believes him.
https://www.cnn.com/2018/10/24/politics/anthony-scaramucci-donald-trump-liar-cnntv/index.html
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“OK, well we both know that he’s telling lies. So if you want me to say he’s a liar, I’m happy to say he’s a liar,” Scaramucci said. *
Da Mooch isn’t the normal MAGA hat wearing dipshit that Trump is targeting with his outlandishly false tweets. The MAGAts eat it up.
I saw an interview with the Mooch on Morning Joe yesterdayish, where he essentially said, “Yes Trump lies, but people prefer his message.” then talked about how democrats needed to reformulate their message to something that people preferred, even if it wasn’t true.
Is that actually where we are going, where we just vote for the best liar?
Yeah! Time to throw out the incumbent party in control and see if the other sidecan do better!
Trump’s not even a good liar. He’s easily debunked, but his followers consider it a sin to go down that path. Even if it’s 100% evident he’s lying, at least he’s not Hillary or Obama / at least he won’t take our guns away / at least he’s against abortion.
There was a series of Zippy the Pinhead comics back in 1980, where Zippy was convinced to run for president against Carter & Reagan, because he fit the definition of “A Moron With Charisma.” His non-sequiturs and offhand nods to current fads and cultural memes got him elected.
Trump used the same formula. It didn’t matter what he said. It was how he looked when he said it: confident and uncompromising. That apparently is the key to success in today’s America.
My brain hurts:
I guess he must be sending his constant stream of explosive Twitterrhea by carrier pigeon or something…
Today he tweeted about the fake news story about how he inappropriately uses his cell phone to inform us that he rarely uses a cell phone. The tweet came from his cell phone.